Quote (morejiggawatts @ 7 Nov 2009 19:50)
so, i was playing today and somebody asked what "oom" means.
"Normally" I don't issue smartass responses, but if you get hit with comedy gold, you gotta go for it.
---"what's oom mean?"
---"its the sound your girl makes when i have her mouth full"
God i love being my age, cuz i can say shit like that and get away with it, at least for the next few years.
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On a separate note, I woke up early so could watch saturday morning cartoons for the first time in like fifteen years. Anyway, mostly gay anime on, but Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was on, and I was like "Awesome!"
So this next observation is for anyone who was raised with those guys, but did anyone ever notice how Master Splinter always kicks the Turtles asses during training, but as soon as anyone who isnt a turtle gets near him, he cant fucking defend himself. I used to think he was cool, but now i know he's just a pussy. I would attribute this to osteoperosis, but rats eat cheese, and that has calcium in it.
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OH NO, THE MOUSERS GOT SPLINTER
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its okay, he got away
n1 helping noobs out, but the explaination rules

and yeah, gotta love TMNT - esp the reporter bitch on crack, she really is
AWESOME deal once again, sexy armor!