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Jan 28 2009 01:48pm
Quote (OoOpeterOoO @ Wed, Jan 28 2009, 02:46pm)
Ryan told me to post her saying that Mike and Jamal are noobs, i tried to refuse but he wouldn't let me so..

Mike and Jamal your noobs  cry3.gif


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Level 42 and 23 and failed


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My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!  There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

         One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."  I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family".

The moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.
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Jan 28 2009 02:14pm
Quote (Ryans @ Wed, Jan 28 2009, 09:05pm)
Level 42 and 23 and failed


 
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My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!  There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

         One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."  I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family".

The moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

hahahahhahahahahhahahahhah
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Jan 28 2009 02:58pm
duke and wake forest plays tonight woot woot....
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Jan 28 2009 05:02pm
18:00 You have gained a rank in dagger proficiency. (Rank: 5)

off 1climb and up to lvl 45

Legendary sapphire axe
Level Req: 30
Damage: 89 to 106

+1 Vitality
+1 to 2 Mana per Attack
+2% Armor Pierce
+1% Critical Flux
+1% Physical Damage Reduction
+3% Heal Mastery
+1 Jubilance

just droped lol

This post was edited by SouthernComfort on Jan 28 2009 05:08pm
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Jan 28 2009 05:56pm
Heyho Eclipse ppl !

As you can see I am new here and as a welcome-gift, I bring you 5 Guild Points biggrin.gif
I am a total lucker with MQ's biggrin.gif 5/13 now total biggrin.gif
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Jan 28 2009 05:58pm
Quote (Homero @ Wed, Jan 28 2009, 05:56pm)
Heyho Eclipse ppl !

As you can see I am new here and as a welcome-gift, I bring you 5 Guild Points biggrin.gif
I am a total lucker with MQ's biggrin.gif 5/13 now total biggrin.gif


gz biggrin.gif, i came on and saw 724, 2 minutes later it was 729, so i was like wtf! then i saw the logs wink.gif

wil be on tonights update biggrin.gif
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Jan 28 2009 08:16pm
Quote (God_apostle @ Wed, Jan 28 2009, 06:58pm)
gz biggrin.gif, i came on and saw 724, 2 minutes later it was 729, so i was like wtf! then i saw the logs wink.gif

wil be on tonights update biggrin.gif


nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo duke lost
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Jan 28 2009 08:31pm
Quote (Homero @ Wed, Jan 28 2009, 06:56pm)
Heyho Eclipse ppl !

As you can see I am new here and as a welcome-gift, I bring you 5 Guild Points biggrin.gif
I am a total lucker with MQ's biggrin.gif 5/13 now total biggrin.gif


Welcome smile.gif
We are getting a very nice slashing team together biggrin.gif
Wont be long before we are on top
Eclipse has been scoring alot of gp's the last couple weeks
Can you imagine where we will be next month?
Last week we got 61 gp's, how many you think this week?
I think we can atleast manage to get another +60 smile.gif
Please keep up the great work!
Sweetness!
Everyone is going to pass their next mq, we will have like 10 people passing I bet laugh.gif
Can yeah dig?
Or what!
Maybe Jamal will pass too laugh.gif


This post was edited by LordOfWar86 on Jan 28 2009 08:33pm
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Jan 28 2009 09:45pm
Quote (LordOfWar86 @ Wed, Jan 28 2009, 08:31pm)
Welcome smile.gif
We are getting a very nice slashing team together biggrin.gif
Wont be long before we are on top
Eclipse has been scoring alot of gp's the last couple weeks
Can you imagine where we will be next month?
Last week we got 61 gp's, how many you think this week?
I think we can atleast manage to get another +60 smile.gif
Please keep up the great work!
Sweetness!
Everyone is going to pass their next mq, we will have like 10 people passing I bet laugh.gif
Can yeah dig?
Or what!
Maybe Jamal will pass too laugh.gif


lol, with yours and my passes alone , we got a hefty amount for the next weekly update biggrin.gif
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