Quote (ToastyNuts @ May 4 2010 09:48pm)
Sergeant: "Correct, there is no obligation."
Bender/Fry: *giggling, signing up for army*
Sergeant: "Unless of course, war were declared." *alarm goes off*
Fry: "What's that?"
Sergeant: "War were declared."
Fry: Ooh. "Big Pink." It's the only gum with the breath-freshening power of ham.
Bender: And it pinkens your teeth as you chew.