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#1061
Jul 31 2009 10:19am
Okay so there are very strict limits to what I can bring through the TSA checkpoint to Brasil.
I cannot bring any
water or fruit,
Box Cutters
Ice Axes/Ice Picks
Baseball Bats
Bows and Arrows
Cricket Bats
Golf Clubs
Spear Guns
Axes and Hatchets
Cattle Prods
Crowbars
Hammers
Flare Guns
Mace/Pepper Spray
Billy Clubs No Yes
Black Jacks No Yes
Brass Knuckles
Night Sticks No Yes
Nunchakus No Yes

Blasting Caps No No
Dynamite No No
Fireworks No No
Flares (in any form) No No
Hand Grenades No No
Plastic Explosives
Stun Guns/Shocking Devices
Throwing Stars

(OFC) but check this out LOL :



Note: You can bring pies and cakes through the security checkpoint, but please be advised that they are subject to additional screening.
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#1062
Jul 31 2009 10:23am
Sorry for double posting but I like to keep num chucks hand grenades and throwing stars in MY PIES BABY!
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#1063
Jul 31 2009 10:24am
Quote (Bob888 @ Fri, 31 Jul 2009, 13:19)
Okay so there are very strict limits to what I can bring through the TSA checkpoint to Brasil.
I cannot bring any
water or fruit,
Box Cutters
Ice Axes/Ice Picks
Baseball Bats
Bows and Arrows 
Cricket Bats 
Golf Clubs
Spear Guns
Axes and Hatchets
Cattle Prods
Crowbars
Hammers
Flare Guns
Mace/Pepper Spray
Billy Clubs  No  Yes
Black Jacks  No  Yes
Brass Knuckles
Night Sticks  No  Yes
Nunchakus  No  Yes

Blasting Caps  No  No
Dynamite  No  No
Fireworks  No  No
Flares (in any form)  No  No
Hand Grenades  No  No
Plastic Explosives
Stun Guns/Shocking Devices
Throwing Stars

(OFC) but check this out LOL :


Note: You can bring pies and cakes through the security checkpoint, but please be advised that they are subject to additional screening.




HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so dan, dont even think about bringing ur hand granade with you babe!! :rofl: :rofl:
god!!! they cant be serious about this, so hilarioussssssss! :rofl:

and btw u can bring axes, clubs, swords, not even a ripped, rusted, damaged, rotten padded robbe with you..... and ofc nothing above 1% enhanced effect, dont forget that!! :rofl: :rofl:

ahhhhh!! i forgot something, so editing:
but they didnt say anythinggggg about u bringing high ee ice charms dan!!!! so ur fine, u can come casting their asses the whole way down here!! :rofl:

This post was edited by gothnacht on Jul 31 2009 10:28am
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#1064
Jul 31 2009 10:38am
ANYTHING ABOVE 100% EE BROUGHT ON THE PLANE WILL HAVE CERTAIN REPERCUSSIONS:

* Cranberry sauce - will cause extreme pms symptoms and emergency landing will be authorized
* Cologne- being attacked by multiple granny's due to you smell will cause anxiety and possible back breakage
* Creamy dips and spreads- I'll save this for Malte, Marie, Seneli, Peter and Zach to post about (But I think it makes the toilets have a hard time flushing / Lots of horny passengers that want to fuck the pilot and cause him to not pay attention while he's flying)

(cheeses, peanut butter, etc.)

* Gift baskets with food items - after 100% EE the food items in the gift basket transform into hand grenades so an obvious NO GO!
(salsa, jams and salad dressings)
* Gravy - Gives you the runs and we can't have people running on planes
* Jams- There are no basketball rims on the plane but if one is brought on the carry on it is subject to seizure and the flight attendants will have something to do other than serve peanuts / alcohol
* Jellies- Too much and people's bellies will be a public safety hazard because others will trip over the overhanging belly that is lofting off into the aisle
* Lotions- If the Marshall has to arrest you for any reason 100% EE will make it so that he cannot get a grip on you and he might have some dirty thoughts unfortunately :(

* Maple syrup- Pancakes are not allowed on bored (100% ee would mean alot of pancakes)
* Oils and vinegars- same as lotion but oils are more flammable
* Perfume- same as cologne but there all lesbian grandma's now
* Salad dressing- greek is fine italian in 100% ee+ quantities will cause Quantum tities ... AKA BLocking the aisle's again...
* Salsa- in 100% EE it contains a higher strength/ potency and could be thrown from economy class into the pilot's chair and lodged into the pilots ocular cavities :).
* Sauces- same as salsa ... could be thrown into the face of the pilot (lower doses of EE% will just cause slight irritation but 100% + EE will cause loss of consciousness
* Snowglobes- it will get to big and the "water" will break and all those "snow flakes" will fly into peoples Eyeballs / balls
* Soups- could also be thrown into pilots eyes unfortunately but due to larger quantity and not potency it will take out the flight controls more likely than the eyes of the pilot
* Wine, liquor and beer- could get everyone drunk on the plane and then jump up and down causing the plane to crash.
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#1065
Jul 31 2009 12:10pm
Quote (Bob888 @ Fri, 31 Jul 2009, 13:38)
ANYTHING ABOVE 100% EE BROUGHT ON THE PLANE WILL HAVE CERTAIN REPERCUSSIONS:

  * Cranberry sauce - will cause extreme pms symptoms and emergency landing will be authorized
    * Cologne- being attacked by multiple granny's due to you smell will cause anxiety and possible back breakage
    * Creamy dips and spreads- I'll save this for Malte, Marie, Seneli, Peter and Zach to post about (But I think it makes the toilets have a hard time flushing / Lots of horny passengers that want to fuck the pilot and cause him to not pay attention while he's flying)

(cheeses, peanut butter, etc.)

    * Gift baskets with food items - after 100% EE the food items in the gift basket transform into hand grenades so an obvious NO GO!
      (salsa, jams and salad dressings)
    * Gravy - Gives you the runs and we can't have people running on planes
    * Jams- There are no basketball rims on the plane but if one is brought on the carry on it is subject to seizure and the flight attendants will have something to do other than serve peanuts / alcohol
    * Jellies- Too much and people's bellies will be a public safety hazard because others will trip over the overhanging belly that is lofting off into the aisle
    * Lotions- If the Marshall has to arrest you for any reason 100% EE will make it so that he cannot get a grip on you and he might have some dirty thoughts unfortunately :(

    * Maple syrup- Pancakes are not allowed on bored (100% ee would mean alot of pancakes)
    * Oils and vinegars- same as lotion but oils are more flammable
    * Perfume- same as cologne but there all lesbian grandma's now
    * Salad dressing- greek is fine italian in 100% ee+ quantities will cause Quantum tities ... AKA BLocking the aisle's again...
    * Salsa- in 100% EE it contains a higher strength/ potency and could be thrown from economy class into the pilot's chair and lodged into the pilots ocular cavities :).
    * Sauces- same as salsa ... could be thrown into the face of the pilot (lower doses of EE% will just cause slight irritation but 100% + EE will cause loss of consciousness
    * Snowglobes- it will get to big and the "water" will break and all those "snow flakes" will fly into peoples Eyeballs / balls
    * Soups- could also be thrown into pilots eyes unfortunately but due to larger quantity and not potency it will take out the flight controls more likely than the eyes of the pilot
    * Wine, liquor and beer- could get everyone drunk on the plane and then jump up and down causing the plane to crash.




OMGGGGGGGG!! hahahaha!! dan u terrorist!!!!!!! :rofl: this all could be used to take over the plane!!!!! :rofl: :rofl:
im gonna call you "achmed the dead terrorist" and you will say: " ill keeeeeeeeeeeeeeel you!!" :rofl:
(as the site doesnt allow me to put the video in this same post due to quoting i think... the cute video of you my cute achmed goes right under it :p )

This post was edited by gothnacht on Jul 31 2009 12:12pm
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#1066
Jul 31 2009 12:11pm


and yes, with subtitles in case u wanna practice some more portuguese babe ;)
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#1067
Jul 31 2009 01:57pm
Quote (gothnacht @ Fri, Jul 31 2009, 02:11pm)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ0wLhHq2SU


and yes, with subtitles in case u wanna practice some more portuguese babe ;)


i got to see Jeff Dunham live about two months ago...and HE was sooo FUNNY!! Achmed and peanut are my favorite :)
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#1068
Jul 31 2009 02:01pm
Seneeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My sisters wedding photos just came out and I wanted you to see what I look like so I uploaded one on tinypic :P




:D!!

Thats not my sister tho, thats one of the bridesmades!
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#1069
Jul 31 2009 02:16pm
Quote (JeremyLepage @ Fri, 31 Jul 2009, 17:01)
Seneeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My sisters wedding photos just came out and I wanted you to see what I look like so I uploaded one on tinypic :P

http://i27.tinypic.com/2mx4x3p.jpg


:D!!

Thats not my sister tho, thats one of the bridesmades!


heyyyyyyyy!! i just told malte how cuuuuute you are jeremyyyy!! i loveeeeeed loved the pic sweety!! :hug: :kiss:
hahaha!! and i have to say u have a very good taste for women! :o the one there with u is very pretty!! :o



Quote (Hylian_Queen @ Fri, 31 Jul 2009, 16:57)
i got to see Jeff Dunham live about two months ago...and HE was sooo FUNNY!!  Achmed and peanut are my favorite :)



oh god i envyyyyyy you now mandy!! hahahah!! i love his shows also, so funnyyyyy!!
the one i love the most is achmed and walter! walter is extremellyyyyy funny! i love his sarcasm!

This post was edited by gothnacht on Jul 31 2009 02:19pm
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#1070
Jul 31 2009 07:19pm
Quote (Bob888 @ Fri, Jul 31 2009, 11:38am)
ANYTHING ABOVE 100% EE BROUGHT ON THE PLANE WILL HAVE CERTAIN REPERCUSSIONS:

* Cranberry sauce - will cause extreme pms symptoms and emergency landing will be authorized
* Cologne- being attacked by multiple granny's due to you smell will cause anxiety and possible back breakage
* Creamy dips and spreads- I'll save this for Malte, Marie, Seneli, Peter and Zach to post about (But I think it makes the toilets have a hard time flushing / Lots of horny passengers that want to fuck the pilot and cause him to not pay attention while he's flying)

(cheeses, peanut butter, etc.)

* Gift baskets with food items - after 100% EE the food items in the gift basket transform into hand grenades so an obvious NO GO!
(salsa, jams and salad dressings)
* Gravy - Gives you the runs and we can't have people running on planes
* Jams- There are no basketball rims on the plane but if one is brought on the carry on it is subject to seizure and the flight attendants will have something to do other than serve peanuts / alcohol
* Jellies- Too much and people's bellies will be a public safety hazard because others will trip over the overhanging belly that is lofting off into the aisle
* Lotions- If the Marshall has to arrest you for any reason 100% EE will make it so that he cannot get a grip on you and he might have some dirty thoughts unfortunately :(

* Maple syrup- Pancakes are not allowed on bored (100% ee would mean alot of pancakes)
* Oils and vinegars- same as lotion but oils are more flammable
* Perfume- same as cologne but there all lesbian grandma's now
* Salad dressing- greek is fine italian in 100% ee+ quantities will cause Quantum tities ... AKA BLocking the aisle's again...
* Salsa- in 100% EE it contains a higher strength/ potency and could be thrown from economy class into the pilot's chair and lodged into the pilots ocular cavities :).
* Sauces- same as salsa ... could be thrown into the face of the pilot (lower doses of EE% will just cause slight irritation but 100% + EE will cause loss of consciousness
* Snowglobes- it will get to big and the "water" will break and all those "snow flakes" will fly into peoples Eyeballs / balls
* Soups- could also be thrown into pilots eyes unfortunately but due to larger quantity and not potency it will take out the flight controls more likely than the eyes of the pilot
* Wine, liquor and beer- could get everyone drunk on the plane and then jump up and down causing the plane to crash.


Oh WOW, hilarious :D

Mandy and I will have to post some photos here soon I suppose, that way you can LOL @ me and oooooooooandahhhhhh @ her :O
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