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I returned home from work, entered my appartment, and promptly stripped off my grungy work uniform. After taking a hasty shower, i went for a little stroll in Ladder Slasher land. Rambling on through the hills I encountered many interesting creatures such as Putridfinger the Pungent, Treemuncher, and Fetidknuckle the Malodorous. Upon espying them, i promptly laid into them with my trusty club (whom i have named Doris). With each titanic swing and collision between Doris and my foes, my experience grew. Wisdom and understanding flowed through my veins. After striking the final blow on my 23,954th enemy combatant, i felt a particular surge of energy that signified that i had reached the optimum level of being. I was ready for a grand Quest; THE Quest. I reached a point in the road where i could go no further. There stood a proud Unicorn of a light red, nay... Pink hue. Scattered about said Unicorn, there seemed to be holes... Key holes, as one might say, and in front of me lay 3 such keys. Each was cast of a different metal, one being bronze, one silver, and yet another of gold. After witnessing such oddities, it took me little enough time to discover my Quest. I had but to choose the right key for each key hole. Always anxious to make connections to sporting events, i decided to choose the same order as a podium from left to right. (This of course being Silver, Gold, Bronze). Wasting no time, i picked up the Silver key and attempted to insert it into a key hole. Having done so, i turned the key. After waiting for what seemed like an eternity, the Unicorn turned around, lifted its tail, and........

Boom, the door explodes into a cloud of dust. You have failed the test.

So yeah... i have a little more time on my hands than i should.

Long story short, im gonna be doing another climb as Pally smile.gif

+1 for SlasherJacks smile.gif
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almost lvl 10
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almost lvl 10


sweet life


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I returned home from work, entered my appartment, and promptly stripped off my grungy work uniform. After taking a hasty shower, i went for a little stroll in Ladder Slasher land. Rambling on through the hills I encountered many interesting creatures such as Putridfinger the Pungent, Treemuncher, and Fetidknuckle the Malodorous. Upon espying them, i promptly laid into them with my trusty club (whom i have named Doris). With each titanic swing and collision between Doris and my foes, my experience grew. Wisdom and understanding flowed through my veins. After striking the final blow on my 23,954th enemy combatant, i felt a particular surge of energy that signified that i had reached the optimum level of being. I was ready for a grand Quest; THE Quest. I reached a point in the road where i could go no further. There stood a proud Unicorn of a light red, nay... Pink hue. Scattered about said Unicorn, there seemed to be holes... Key holes, as one might say, and in front of me lay 3 such keys. Each was cast of a different metal, one being bronze, one silver, and yet another of gold. After witnessing such oddities, it took me little enough time to discover my Quest. I had but to choose the right key for each key hole. Always anxious to make connections to sporting events, i decided to choose the same order as a podium from left to right. (This of course being Silver, Gold, Bronze). Wasting no time, i picked up the Silver key and attempted to insert it into a key hole. Having done so, i turned the key. After waiting for what seemed like an eternity, the Unicorn turned around, lifted its tail, and........

Boom, the door explodes into a cloud of dust. You have failed the test.

So yeah... i have a little more time on my hands than i should.

Long story short, im gonna be doing another climb as Pally smile.gif

+1 for SlasherJacks smile.gif
ahh thaught u passes u were leading us on
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May 9 2008 09:54am
Quote (ItsLotd @ Fri, May 9 2008, 08:53am)
I returned home from work, entered my appartment, and promptly stripped off my grungy work uniform. After taking a hasty shower, i went for a little stroll in Ladder Slasher land. Rambling on through the hills I encountered many interesting creatures such as Putridfinger the Pungent, Treemuncher, and Fetidknuckle the Malodorous. Upon espying them, i promptly laid into them with my trusty club (whom i have named Doris). With each titanic swing and collision between Doris and my foes, my experience grew. Wisdom and understanding flowed through my veins. After striking the final blow on my 23,954th enemy combatant, i felt a particular surge of energy that signified that i had reached the optimum level of being. I was ready for a grand Quest; THE Quest. I reached a point in the road where i could go no further. There stood a proud Unicorn of a light red, nay... Pink hue. Scattered about said Unicorn, there seemed to be holes... Key holes, as one might say, and in front of me lay 3 such keys. Each was cast of a different metal, one being bronze, one silver, and yet another of gold. After witnessing such oddities, it took me little enough time to discover my Quest. I had but to choose the right key for each key hole. Always anxious to make connections to sporting events, i decided to choose the same order as a podium from left to right. (This of course being Silver, Gold, Bronze). Wasting no time, i picked up the Silver key and attempted to insert it into a key hole. Having done so, i turned the key. After waiting for what seemed like an eternity, the Unicorn turned around, lifted its tail, and........

Boom, the door explodes into a cloud of dust. You have failed the test.

So yeah... i have a little more time on my hands than i should.

Long story short, im gonna be doing another climb as Pally smile.gif

+1 for SlasherJacks smile.gif


BRB going for a wank smile.gif

heh sorry man sad.gif

Nice +1 tho keep up the good work smile.gif
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May 9 2008 01:27pm
Quote (kthnxbai19 @ Fri, May 9 2008, 08:54am)
BRB going for a wank smile.gif

heh sorry man sad.gif

Nice +1 tho keep up the good work smile.gif


heh.

wanted that pass sooooo bad lol. really wanna at least make monk this season. sad.gif
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May 10 2008 08:37am
Quote (ItsLotd @ Fri, May 9 2008, 07:27pm)
heh.

wanted that pass sooooo bad lol. really wanna at least make monk this season. sad.gif


You will man dw about that wink.gif

This post was edited by kthnxbai19 on May 10 2008 08:38am
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May 10 2008 01:25pm
68 and a quarter
havent been slashing past while

really busy with the band recording demo's

will play as much as i can

This post was edited by dimebag_101 on May 10 2008 01:26pm
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May 10 2008 04:31pm
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68 and a quarter
havent been slashing past while

really busy with the band  recording demo's

will play as much as i can


we're all hopin for a pass for ya buddy biggrin.gif

get in there and take it biggrin.gif
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Quote (ItsLotd @ Sat, May 10 2008, 02:31pm)
we're all hopin for a pass for ya buddy biggrin.gif

get in there and take it biggrin.gif


but keep it up on the recording of demos! good luck with that. bier.gif
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