I guess you guys have seen the:
LS Gaming Cards:
http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=39960430&f=272Thread...
Well... I was thinking I need one...

We need to get that gif image that tries everything to open the Door... but fails... falls down and then the door opens up (yes you guys know the one)
The graphics need to be enlarged to fit the square of course...
Now the text to go in there... (not sure... but something to this effect)
Either:
Unlucky: Play this card on the lucky people that have 70% success rate... this will instantly add 90% fail rate on first Door attempts
Combined: During Mass Lagg Spikes increases the effectiveness by 10% (100% total) on Second door attempts.
OR:
Determination: Play this card when you have failed first door 30 or more times, eventually... gives you a burst of energy past 32 hours non stop gaming.
Drawback: not being able to get to sleep because of the haunting nightmares.
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Give me some more ideas all.. I know we have it in the bag...