Word (It's a shirt I found in NY
):
We all know shit happens, because it's happened to all of us, regardless of your beliefs, non-beliefs, or whatever "-ism" you happen to be a part of, and this just goes to show it. You just gotta learn to deal with it.
Taoism: "If you understand shit, it isn't shit"
Hinduism: "This shit happened before"
Confucianism: "Confucious say 'shit happens'"
Buddhism: "Shit will happen to you again"
Zen: "What is the sound of shit happening?"
Islam: "If shit happens, it is the will of Allah"
Sikhism: "Leave our shit alone"
Jehova's Witness: "Knock knock. Shit happens"
Atheism: "I don't believe this shit"
Agnosticism: "Can you prove that shit happens?"
Catholicism: "If shit happens, you deserve it"
Protestantism: "Shit happens, Amen to that"
Judaism: "Why does shit always happen to us?"
Orthodox Judaism: "So shit happens, already"
Televangelism: "Send money or shit will happen to you"
Rastafarianism: "Let's smoke this shit"
Hare Krishna: "Shit happens, rama rama"
Nation of Islam: "Don't take no shit"
New Age: "Visualize shit happening"
Shintoism: "You inherit the shit of your ancestors"
Hedonism: "I love it when shit happens"
Capitalism: "This is MY shit"
Feminism: "Men are shit"
Existentialism: "What is shit, anyway?"
Scientology: "If shit happens, see Dianetics p. 137"
Mormonism: "Excrement happens" (don't say shit)
Baptism: "We'll wash the shit right off you"
Mysticism: "This is really weird shit"
Voodoo: "Shit doesn't just happen - we made it happen"
Disneyism: "Bad shit doesn't happen here"
Communism: "Let's share the shit"
Marxism: "You have nothing to lose but your shit"
Conspiracy Theorism: "THEY shit on us!"
Pyscho-analysis: "Tell me about your shit"
Darwinism: "Survival of the shittiest"
Amish: "Modern shit is useless"
Suicidal: "I've had enough of this shit"
Optimism: "Shit won't happen to me"
Trekism: "To boldy shit where no one has shit before"
Shakespearean: "To shit or not to shit, that is the question"
Descartes: "I shit, therefore I am"
Freud: "Shit is a phallic symbol"
Lawyers: "For enough money, I can get you out of shit"
Acupuncturist: "Hold still or this will hurt like shit"
Dog: "I just shit in your shoe"
Cat: "Dogs are shit"
Mouse: "Oh shit! A cat!"
Politically Correct: "Internally processed, nutritionally-drained biological output happens"
Einstein: "Shit is relative"
Family Gathering: "Relatives are shit"
Materialism: "Whoever dies with the most shit, wins"
Vegetarianism: "If it happens to shit, don't eat it"
Fatalism: "Oh shit, it's going to happen"
Environmentalism: "Shit is biodegradable"
Americanism: "Who gives a shit?"
Statistician: "Shit is 84.7% likely to happen"
Hip-Hop: "Motherfuck this shiznit beeatch!"
Tantrism: "Fuck this shit"
Cynicism: "We are all full of shit"
Surrealism: "Fish happens"
This post was edited by Roomba on Jun 4 2007 05:36pm