So I'm currently on residence at my university. I just come back from my Comp sci course, and instead of going to my room I was going to pick up a textbook from this 3rd year guy who lives in another residence (i had procrastinated getting it for like a week now). So I go to the residence (4 stories btw) and instead of taking the elevator, I take the stairs to the 3rd floor (for the 6pack ofc). So I get to the floor and I realize that I have no clue which door was his (he told me verbally a few days back and I had forgotten). So I knock on some random door and hope to find someone who knows the dude's name and where he lives. When the door opens a wild 6/10 girl appears. I ask her where to find the guy's room and she asks me why, I say its for a textbook i need to pick up and she says alright and takes me to the dudes room. She knocks on the door and one of the dude's roommates opens up and lets us in (also worth mentioning the dude smelled of hardcore pot). The thing about this residence was that there are 4 separate rooms that connect to the main room where the door is, so any of the 4 residents can let you into the main room. So I tell him I need to get a textbook from the dude and he points me to a room with reggae music blasting out of it. I knock on the door but theres no response, but the guy who was high just told me to go right in because the other dude probably couldnt hear the knock over the music. The chick sticks around to probably have some small talk with the guy who was high or something. So I open the door and boom, cock. Not just one, but two hard cocks being stroked on the bed side by side to each other. Two dudes laying side by side giving each other handjobs at like 10 in the morning. So of course I instinctively yell out "Holy shit what the fuck" calling the attention of the guy's roommate and the girl to the room. As they come in sight the dudes were hurrying to put some underwear on but it was too late, the damage was done. The chick yells something like "Oh my god Pam's gonna be so fucking pissed how could you" and the dude who was high was just on the ground laughing his ass off. The guy eventually puts his underwear on and tries to convince the broad to not tell Pam of the incident, and I also recall him saying "you're supposed to be in class (probably referring to his roommate", while I quickly head for the way out. But I remembered why I came, and figured hey the damage was done, so as the guy was preoccupied with the girl I went looked for the book on his table, but was unsuccessful at locating it. So I go through the guy's top drawer and find nothing, the 2nd drawer also nothing, but when I open the 3rd drawer I see some textbooks. So I go through the textbooks and finally find mine on the bottom, I pick it up and behind it I find quite a bit of lube (like 5 bottles of it). And I glance at the guys computer and see on his screen "5 Tips for Anal Sex". For some reason I take it upon myself to ask the other gay dude "Doesn't anal hurt?", and he looked at me and said "You get used to it". So I take this as my cue to leave, leave the money on the table (plus a dollar for any trouble I might have caused) and leave his room.
I really don't know what I'll do if I see this guy again. All I will be able to imagine is that picture of him and the other dude, stroking away. Luckily I go to a decently large university so it shouldn't be a problem.