Hi, I am turning myself in. I am just too masterful with syntax skills. If you look at my profile you can see a long list of utterly humiliating, self esteem ruining, insults. I try to hold back but I can't, you know, sometimes you're just born to do something. The Spartans were born to fight and as an ancestor of the mighty Spartans I to was born to fight but my weapon is words. It's hard to tell which is more painful, shields and swords against human flesh or my razor sharp insults hitting the retinas over a computer screen.

Either way, I am pretty sure I've made at least 4 kids burst into tears, 3 kids shit themselves in sorrow, and 9 suicides. I need to be locked up. So, for the sake of keeping members alive and frequenting the boards, I think I may have to retire. I am a born warrior and I can't quit so I ask you for a euthanasia. Not for me...but for you all