If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today!

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received a $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

you sir are god

no, you copy paste troll.. atleast bother to verify the data u copy/paste.

agreed most of that was wrong

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Netflix one year ago, you will have $2650.40 today!

netflix>beer

Calm down trollies. Have a sense of humor

You think they're trolling? lol'd

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If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Orbite V.S.P.A. inc. one year ago, you will have $27 526.45 today.

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