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Apr 4 2013 09:01pm
what is your hourly pay?

how much of your pay is salary/bonus/other investments?

if you could change careers, would you?

why aren't you on AMA?

This post was edited by carteblanche on Apr 4 2013 09:01pm
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Apr 4 2013 09:10pm
Quote (carteblanche @ Apr 4 2013 11:01pm)
what is your hourly pay?

how much of your pay is salary/bonus/other investments?

if you could change careers, would you?

why aren't you on AMA?


his hourly pay does not exist, he is 13 yr old... with a 1.5 inch penis have you not been keeping up?

if he could change carrers he would go from 13yr old with 1.5inch penis to movie star with 10inch dong.

and he is not on AMA because he does not know what it is. lol
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Apr 4 2013 10:11pm
Quote (drakwen @ Apr 5 2013 03:10pm)
his hourly pay does not exist, he is 13 yr old...  with a 1.5 inch penis have you not been keeping up?

if he could change carrers he would go from 13yr old with 1.5inch penis to movie star with 10inch dong.

and  he is not on AMA because he does not know what it is. lol



an investment banker doing an ama would get raped
besides, he would have to verify himself .......
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Apr 4 2013 11:48pm
Quote (carteblanche @ Apr 4 2013 07:01pm)
what is your hourly pay?

how much of your pay is salary/bonus/other investments?

if you could change careers, would you?

why aren't you on AMA?


around 40 bucks/hr

around 180k in base salary, bonuses vary

and probably not its a good industry
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Apr 4 2013 11:52pm
Quote (bigWWW @ Apr 5 2013 05:48pm)
around 40 bucks/hr

around 180k in base salary, bonuses vary

and probably not its a good industry



90 hour weeks huh ?

and still time to post on gc, cuase, you know, nothing better to do with your very limited spare time and a pocket full of cash .....
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Apr 5 2013 03:50am
Quote (Matao @ Apr 4 2013 09:52pm)
90 hour weeks huh ?

and still time to post on gc, cuase, you know, nothing better to do with your very limited spare time and a pocket full of cash .....



give or take, and ya i live frugally
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Apr 5 2013 04:29am
How many dicks have you put in your mouth?
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Apr 5 2013 04:30am
Quote (teh_bishop @ 5 Apr 2013 05:29)
How many dicks have you put in your mouth?


If I had to guess, I'd say at least two buckets.
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Apr 5 2013 05:50am
OP is a tool. If any of his bs is remotely true he goes to work every morning and reads his companies newsletter on which stock (investments) to promote for safe long term, average mid term, and risky short term buys. Than he makes annoying phone calls to his clients trying to get them to invest in his news letter stocks charging $150+ per buy/sell when the client could do it themselves for <$5 if they weren't fucking retarded. OP than comes online b/c he has a small penis. Soon his clients at JP Morgan will be done investing and he will have knocked on every door in his section and will be out of work lol. young fools.
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Apr 5 2013 05:55am
Quote (Metalkon @ Apr 4 2013 05:12pm)
any better investments than gold?


plastic resin. 3d printing is about to take over the world.
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