ass

Go ahead and fetch someone another coffee while you hang out on the bottom rung. It's okay. Bitch work doesn't make you less of a man.

Of course, having to brag about the fact that you haven't been trusted with more than tiny retirement accounts and don't really matter probably does.

a dumb question? how offending, your post is titled Ask An Investment Banker Anything

is this not a question to ask an investment banker? is this not a question about investing finances?

the dumb thing here is you telling someone to ask you anything within your profession then when someone does, well then thats dumb, you're dumb lol

hfgl

That's what happens when you don't actually know enough to give any advice to someone beyond little old ladies who want a nice conservative investment.

One day he'll be a big boy and won't have to use the Internet to impress people. You know, when he actually matters and isn't busy doing other people's shit work.

wait, what ?
you think this cunts an investment banker ? lmao

next you will be telling me hes a fucking navy seal .....
http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=66971726&f=27

This post was edited by Matao on Apr 4 2013 05:32pm

Ha, even better.

I figured it was his first week on the job and he was making up for the ego blows of figuring out that he doesn't matter for shit by having the Internet act like he matters.

But that's even funnier.

Lol @ this peasant. Your underpaying 9-5 at Target must be gettin to your head small fry


the question you asked me is stupid, it doesn't deserve an answer. you must be one of the slow kids or something



this dweeb acting like he's a CEO or something, just lol. i clear 180k before taxes, how about you cuntrag?



MacGruber is a great movie, you're clearly unaware

This post was edited by bigWWW on Apr 4 2013 05:36pm

I'm sure you do, and you're not just overcompensating for not mattering at all by pretending you were a Navy SEAL and that now you have a high-powered job.

It's okay, lots of people are worthless, you can take comfort in the fact that you're not alone.

you dont make shit... you fail at trolling in a place that is known for failing at trolling.
go back to browsing B and fappin to Brazilian cp negroid.

This post was edited by TJI_KS on Apr 4 2013 05:37pm

rofl nah im sure hes prob a pre-pubescent 13yr old with a 1.5inch cack whos trying to overinflate his ego by comming on jsp and bragging hes an ex navy seal investment banker, i just figured if he was gonna post some shit about ask me anything, he would at least TRY to give a legit reply, but hes not even that slick obv lol