Regardless of whether it's going to be US dollars, gold, crypto, or pebbles, the stock market consists of companies that produce value and pay dividends. Long story short: I like stocks.

I cant bury an ETF in my back yard, dont ask exactly where ill lie just to watch you dig.

Haha well we might be well into our 80s or later (if ever) so neither of us will have to do much digging

I will select my son in laws specifically by their shovel skills, thanks for the reminder!

Women live longer

Teach your girls how to shovel