Man, you dont need stocks. I think the stand up comedy field has just opened up for you.

Much better.

The lottery is throwing your money away.

I don't like stand up. I'm just a naturally funny guy.

the most i ever made from penny stocks is like $15 and that is huge for penny stocks lol

Well there ya go. And if u do your research.

LOL. My idiot friend has made 5-10k in college. Cant be that hard

bro, the powerball is up to $310m and I have a good feeling that I'm going to win it. I didn't win the $250m jackpot last night but I have a feeling I'll be hitting the $310m on Saturday! I can feel it! You guys won't be laughing after I win.

Right, can't be that hard. Go do it then if it can't be that hard. I'm sure it's as easy as you say!

Remember, the more you invest, the more you get out of it! Go ahead and put your life savings into it

For the most part research won't play an integral role in penny stocks.

If you're looking for a penny stock that I don't think will fail anytime soon, as sort of a "test the waters" kind of thing, I would reccomend OPXA.