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May 28 2011 10:53am
Quote (nickmfwood @ May 28 2011 12:53pm)
If you purchase my cock. Ill let you suck it


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May 28 2011 10:54am
if you invest 1000 fg in whyt today you could get 2000 back in a years time.
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May 28 2011 10:55am
Quote (Whyt @ May 28 2011 12:54pm)
if you invest 1000 fg in whyt today you could get 2000 back in a years time.
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The most legit response yet.
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May 28 2011 10:56am
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The most legit response yet.



I'm not trolling man, you can make the calculation by yourself :

http://tmx.quotemedia.com/pricehistory.php?qm_page=53972&qm_symbol=ORT.A

This post was edited by Lespens on May 28 2011 10:59am
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May 28 2011 11:02am
Quote (Lespens @ May 28 2011 12:56pm)
I'm not trolling man, you can make the calculation by yourself :

http://tmx.quotemedia.com/pricehistory.php?qm%5Fpage=53972&qm%5Fsymbol=ORT.A


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#16
May 28 2011 12:21pm
This is why you invest in the male orgasm.

Viagra for example.
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May 28 2011 12:23pm
Quote (lojewsk @ May 28 2011 09:03am)
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today!

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received a $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.


hahaha thats weird. my momma bought me lots of Microsoft stock and its doing pretty well i think
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May 28 2011 12:23pm
Quote (Lespens @ May 28 2011 10:46am)
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Orbite V.S.P.A. inc. one year ago, you will have $27 526.45 today.


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