I would army crawl naked through 100 yards of broken glass while being pepper sprayed just to smell the MASTER QUEST ARMOR you touched while your friend tried it on in a department store.

I would strap 45lb plates to my ball sack and swim up the Amazon river with Rosie O'Donnell's queef as my air supply just to prove that I want to buy a nice MQ Armor.

Angelic fine honed leather armor
Level Req: 55
Physical Defense: 30 to 92
Magical Defense: 30 to 123

+132% Enhanced Effect
+1 Mana Regen
+1% Power Shot
+2 Jubilance

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I would climb over the grand canyon one armed & blindfolded on a set of rusty monkey bars covered in hornets whilst beraing a 12lb bag of marbles tied to my shaft if it meant that once reaching the other side I could suck a MQ armor out of your vault through a curly straw.

I would let Randy Macho-Man Savage take a cheese grater to my balls if I could have my hair parted by the wind of one of your MQ armors

I would drag my balls through ten miles of broken glass just to hear your MQ armor stats through a walkie talkie

I would swim through a sea of glass, naked. Just to kiss the tip of the Armor of the guy you last MQd with.

I would strangle a moose with a 3 foot long piece of dental floss, gut it with my teeth and use the hide as a coat, then climb Mt. Everest barefoot while listening to Justin Bieber and cannibalizing on my climbing partner to survive with 10,000 volt shock-clamps attached to my nipples just to have a 1% chance to be able to eat a crusty piece of dried Master Quest Armor from a pair of your 6-year-old Vault that had never been washed

I would bunny-hop up barefooted the entire steps of the empire-state building which have all been filled with rusty nails, mousetraps, and dirty needles and then jump off the top just to get someone to throw me a painting from a window on my way down containing a painting of a Master Quest Armor done by a partially blind man that saw inside your vault 5 years ago.

I would drag my balls over 6.32 miles of salt-covered broken glass, dirty syringes, and worm-infested dog feces just to battle a hungry lion that once ate a gazelle that was fed by a tourist who shook hands with a guy that sniffed a MQ Armor from 3 years ago