I said glass of juice, not gas the jews.

what kind of animal dont you want to play cards with? A CHEETAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are getting chased into a local market.
The brunette runs left and hides behind the dog food
The redhead runs right and hides behind the cat food
And the blonde runs straight and hides behind the potatoes, the cop looks at the cat food aisle, and hears, "Meoooww" "Meow". He looks away
He then looks at the dog food and hears, "Wooof" Wooooof" "Grrrr", he looks at the potatoes and hears, "Potato, potato"

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