Quote (UnitedGamerZ @ Aug 5 2013 04:32am)
It's very simple actually
First off, eat EXACTLY 2 and a half Big Macs from a German McDonalds with ketchup on top, then run EXACTLY 517 feet straight north, then dig a hole around 1x1 meter wide, and 5 metres deep, then sleep down there for 11 days and 19 minutes, then wake up and shout ''I wanna have sex with a male butterfly!'', then go eat half a pizza with bacon, ONLY HALF, give the other half to a homeless person, then go home, take 2 showers 7 minutes each, and congratulations, you are now a muscular badass.
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