That stupid fuckin cunt wont let me touch her twat

"Look cunt, here's the deal. if you can get my fist out of your twat, ill do the dishes today."

" Blue 42...Blue 42....set...cunt...cunt...TWAT"

I strolled through the garden one day, when I happened to stumble across a lost young lady. As I looked upon her with concern, I asked if there was anything I could be of help with. She turned to me with huge blue eyes and said, " My cunt, It's broken". Terrible chills were sent through me as the sky darkened and the culprit revealed itself. It twas........ The often misunderstood and confused of its place in the world Twat.

Insert random Megan Fox clips from Transformers.

The End!

twat was that, I cunt here you?

Imo, he won.

"What was twat?"
"I THINK THAT CUNT JUST KILLED KENNY!"

Twat was that you said, i cunt hear you!!

donate mee you cunt twat