Quote (TeamZoo @ Feb 5 2011 07:51pm)
Wash between your butt cheeks properly with soap and then apply gold bond or baby powder.
or
Quote (TeamZoo @ Aug 11 2010 02:57pm)
For the 3 days you are not on the computer using the internetz, masturbate and ejaculate into a water bottle until it is full.
Once this is achieved, drop 5-7 drops of purple food coloring into the bottle, shake it and let it ferment.
Gibe her the Purple Drank and make her drink it.
Once she is done regurgitating the Purple Drank into the toilet, crouch down to her level and calmly tell her:
"This is the kind of shit that I do when I am not on the internets."
Sincerely, TeamZoo