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Quote (txO4 @ Aug 22 2010 04:56pm)
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LOL africa isnt even there
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Quote (enslaved001 @ Aug 22 2010 05:01pm)
it's better the baseball <_< lol

looks like your thread backfired AnimeFTW, too bad


Backfired? What backwards place did you come from...?


Oh right.. LOL
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Okay, sorry.

You're right. Canada made two sports to combat the meaningless existences their denizens live everyday.

I'll give you that.


THANK YOU!

now continue rage on Canada how you recognized hockey
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LOL africa isnt even there


Whats an.. "africa" ?
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10 greatest canadian inventions.

#1 Insulin

Insulin, a life-saving treatment for Diabetes, was the brainchild of Frederick Banting.

Apparently, the idea of using Insulin to control the deadly disease came to Banting in a dream. Banting, along with colleagues, isolated the compound in 1921. At the time, diabetes was as deadly and disasterous as cancer. Banting was awarded the Nobel Prize in 1923.


#2 Telephone

While the inventor of the telephone, Alexander Graham Bell, was born in Scotland, he immigrated to Canada as a young man and later set about to create a means to communicate across the long distances of his new home.

He had been working in Boston but Bell's severe headaches brought him back to his family home in Ontario for some much needed relaxation. Alexander made his way to his 'dreaming place', a nearby bluff, and brainstormed the idea for a 'harmonic telegraph'.



#3 Light Bulb

Patent for Woodward & Evans' Electric Light, July 24, 1874
Thought it was Edison's bright idea? Nope. Two Canadians, Henry Woodward and Matthew Evans, patented the light bulb in 1875. Unfortunately, the duo didn't have the funds to produce and sell the light bulbs, so they sold their idea to good ole Thomas Edison.
Not such a brilliant idea, fellas.







#4 Five Pin Bowling

Five-pin bowling is a bowling variant which is only played in Canada and was created by Thomas Ryan of Toronto in 1909.

It was devised to offer bowlers the chance to play a game during a half-hour lunch break. This goal was achieved using smaller balls that can be cradled in the hand, travel faster than ten-pin balls and can be thrown in rapid succession.


#5 Wonderbra

Louise Poirier of Canadelle Co. invented the push-up, bust enhancing Wonderbra in 1964.

Wonderbra WonderModel, Maja Latinovic
When the Wonderbra hit American shelves in 1994, it instantly became an American icon.
The song 'Amerika' by Rammstein features the celebrated undergarment:

We're all living in Amerika
Amerika ist wunderbar
We're all living in Amerika
Coca Cola, Wonderbra!


#6 the Pacemaker

While researching hypothermia John Hopps discovered that you could restart a cooled heart with mechanical or electrical stimulation. He devised the first cardiac pacemaker in 1950 although it was much too large to be used internally.


# 7 Robertson Screw

This special square headed screw and driver have a tighter fit than a slot and rarely slip. Craftsmen soon found the Robertson screw to be superior to other screws since it could be driven with one hand, was self-centering and had a tight fit.

But, while it is the most popular screw in its native Canada, it is almost unheard of outside of the Great White North because inventor Peter Robertson refused to license his product. Robertson had earlier been cheated by a British company he had given a license to and had subsequently decided to never be put in that position again. Unfortunately, the Ford Motor Company did not want to use the Robertson screws without a licensing agreement even though the screws saved Ford two hours in assembly time for every vehicle.



#8 the Zipper

No, not this kind of zipper
Oh, where would we be without the zipper? Invented by Gideon Sundback in 1913, the zipper replaced cumbersome and unreliable fasteners such as hooks, bone pins and needles.
This kind of zipperAnd, Zippers are so much better at keeping out the rain, cold and snow than buttons.








#9 Electric Wheelchair

After World War Two, the influx of veterans that came home as para- or quadriplegics inspired George Klein to invent a motorized wheelchair.
George Klein's widow and National Research Council's D. Bourgeois-Doyle proudly unveil the original motorized wheelchair



















#10 Poutine

Ah, the Quebecers love their poutine. How can you not love a glorious mixture of french fries, melted cheese and cheese curds all smothered in hot gravy!






Kentucky Fried PoutinePoutine is now taking America, Europe and Asia by storm = World domination by Poutine!







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America invented Cars, Airplanes, the Internet and telephones.

Sorry, what did canada make? Justin Beiber?


canada made phones dawg

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canada just produces horrible things. eg. justin bieber.


this
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Quote (AnimeFTW @ Aug 22 2010 06:01pm)
Okay, sorry.

You're right. Canada made two sports to combat the meaningless existences their denizens live everyday.

I'll give you that.


"Alexander Graham Bell, a Scottish-born inventor, scientist, philanthropist and teacher of the deaf is the person most widely credited as the inventor of the electric telephone. On March 7th 1876 he became the first to receive a patent for this device, and at that time resided in Salem, Massachusetts.
Alexander Graham Bell conceived of the telephone at his summer home in Brantford, Ontario and physically created his first phone in Boston, Massachusetts (where, he said, it was 'born')."

a scottish-born inventor, who came up with the idea in ontario (canada), and made it in boston.... doesn't make it an american invention
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This shit right here is pure comedy... Lol...
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