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Jan 5 2010 09:11pm

Quote (AnimeFTW @ Jan 5 2010 10:10pm)

Tension emulsifies through hyper transient electricity which in turn leads to carbon fiber follicles rapidly expanding throughout a system of continuously connecting networks of cylindrical spheres. Hence, gravitational production of cyan fibrosis tends to multiply within certain a diaphragmal lead sulfate. In conclusion, it causes severe tremors which absolutely make no sense because I'm just pulling random fucking words out of my ass. LMK

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Jan 5 2010 09:11pm

Quote (LaiKeySaechao @ Jan 6 2010 03:10am)

Lol wtf I didn't want to read so what is he trying to say?

ill summarize

steve69 is rand ass hat

there ya go

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Jan 5 2010 09:11pm

Quote (x2ksdime @ Jan 5 2010 07:11pm)

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was awesome =]

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Jan 5 2010 09:11pm

Quote (Reanolifer @ Jan 5 2010 07:11pm)

copy/insert name in blanks/paste
real original ofc

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Jan 5 2010 09:11pm

Quote (Reanolifer @ Jan 6 2010 03:11am)

copy/insert name in blanks/paste
real original ofc

Vouch lol, hes #1 original

Oh well, i dont mind threads in my name, it seems to attract alot more attention if my name is in it

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Jan 5 2010 09:12pm

Quote (Steve69 @ Jan 5 2010 07:10pm)

LOL Chuck Norris is #1

Let's see how mad they get when i dont comment on anything they say LOL

hehe

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Jan 5 2010 09:12pm

Quote (Steve69 @ Jan 5 2010 10:11pm)

Vouch lol, hes #1 original

Oh well, i dont mind threads in my name, it seems to attract alot more attention if my name is in it

Where the fuck would I find this shit to copy/paste?!

I am writing to express my dismay and concern over Mr. Steve69's malign communications. Note that some of the facts I plan to use in this letter were provided to me by a highly educated person who managed to escape Steve69's boisterous indoctrination and is consequently believable. Steve69 constantly insists that it's okay if his lamentations initially cause our quality of life to degrade because "sometime", "someone" will do "something" "somehow" to counteract that trend. But he contradicts himself when he says that the federal government should take more and more of our hard-earned money and more and more of our hard-won rights. There are some truths that are so obvious that for this very reason they are not seen, or at least not recognized, by ordinary people. One noteworthy example is the truism that while we do nothing, those who blend together neopaganism and Pyrrhonism in a train wreck of monumental proportions are gloating and smirking. And they will keep on gloating and smirking until we redefine in practical terms the immutable ideals that have guided us from the beginning.

Did it ever occur to Steve69 that he is not interested in anyone else's opinion beyond having it serve as an impetus for setting his own jaws into motion? Well, we all know the answer to that question, don't we? In case you don't, you should note that he is utterly mistaken if he believes that his obloquies are not worth getting outraged about. Here's a question for you: To what gods does he pledge allegiance? The gods of frotteurism and boosterism? The gods that seem most likely to command Steve69 to feature simplistic answers to complex problems? The thermonuclear gods sitting in reinforced silos waiting for doomsday? If you were to ask that of Steve69, he'd undeniably fling a large barrage of insults in your direction instead of actually addressing the question.

Steve69 has been deluding people into believing that his vices are the only true virtues. Don't let him delude you, too. It is hard to decide what is stronger in him: his incredible stupidity as far as any real knowledge or ability is concerned, or the sullen insolence of Steve69's behavior. As I understand it, he has a natural talent for complaining. He can find any aspect of life and whine about it for hours upon hours. If Steve69 wants to complain, he should have an argument. He shouldn't just throw out the word "isomerizeparabolization", for example, and expect us to be scared.

Here, too, we can see how some day, in the far, far future, Steve69 will realize that my observations are perhaps unique. This realization will sink in slowly but surely and will be accompanied by a comprehension of how Steve69 consumes, infests, and destroys. He lives off the death and destruction of others. For that reason alone we need to make pretentiousness unfashionable. I do not find programs of Gleichschaltung that are daft, disreputable, and flagitious to be "funny". Maybe I lack a sense of humor but maybe he presents himself as a disinterested classicist lamenting the infusion of politically motivated methods of pedagogy and analysis into higher education. Steve69 is eloquent in his denunciation of modern scholarship, claiming it favors besotted, brain-damaged cowards. And here we have the ultimate irony because Steve69 has not increased our safety, security, or happiness by forcing me to drop to my knees and beg for mercy. All he's increased by doing that is the girth of his bloated ego.

Every time Steve69 tells his apple-polishers that we should avoid personal responsibility, their eyes roll into the backs of their heads as they become mindless receptacles of unsubstantiated information, which they accept without question. Our country is being destroyed by shrewish, lecherous prophets of cynicism. To be more pedantic about it, he swears that he would sooner give up money, fame, power, and happiness than perform a drugged-out act. Clearly, he's living in a world of make-believe, with flowers and bells and leprechauns and magic frogs with funny little hats. Back in the real world, it's a pity that two thousand years after Christ, the voices of unholy, perverted gits like Steve69 can still be heard, worse still that they're listened to, and worst of all that anyone believes them. The unpatriotic, two-faced chiselers that comprise his polity are as thick as thieves. If one of them is willing to gain a respectable foothold for Steve69's power-hungry remarks, then they all are. What's more, none of them is able to accept that when people see foolish crybabies behaving like foolish crybabies they begin to realize that when I hear Steve69's satraps parrot the party line—that doing the fashionable thing is more important than life or liberty—I see them not as people but as machines. The appropriate noises are coming out of their larynges, but their brains are not involved as they would be if they were thinking about how Steve69 is known for walking into crowded rooms and telling everyone there that we have too much freedom. Try, if you can, to concoct a statement better calculated to show how incompetent Steve69 is. You can't do it. Not only that, but I am deliberately using colorful language in this letter. I am deliberately using provocative phrases that I hope will stick in the minds of my readers. I do ensure, however, that my words are always appropriate and accurate and clearly explain how Steve69 claims that representative government is an outmoded system that should be replaced by a system of overt corporatism. That story is full of more holes than a cheap hooker with a piercing fetish and a heroin habit.

Steve69 loves getting up in front of people and telling them that he is always being misrepresented and/or persecuted. He then boasts about how he'll destabilize the already volatile social fabric that he purportedly aims to save by next weekend. It's all part of the media spectacle that is Steve69. Of course, he soaks it up and wallows in it like a pig in mud. Speaking of pigs and mud, it's best to ignore most of the quotes that Steve69 so frequently cites. He takes quotes out of context; uses misleading, irrelevant, and out-of-date quotes; and presents quotes from legitimate authorities used misleadingly to support contentions that they did not intend and that are not true. In short, Steve69 uses the word "proconstitutionalism" to justify breaking down our communities. In doing so, he is reversing the meaning of that word as a means of disguising the fact that if a cogent, logical argument entered his brain, no doubt a concussion would result.

If Steve69's attempts to pervert human instincts by suppressing natural, feral constraints and encouraging abnormal patterns of behavior have spurred us to argue about his conclusions, then Steve69 may have accomplished a useful thing. No amount of opinion or innuendo nor any string of unrelated hariolations can change the fact that he maintains that clever one-liners are a valid substitute for actual thinking. Perhaps it would be best for him to awaken from his delusional, narcoleptic fantasyland and observe that he pompously claims that advertising is the most veridical form of human communication. That sort of nonsense impresses many people, unfortunately.

When one looks at the increasing influence of masochism in our culture one sees that Steve69's signature is on everything. So how come his fingerprints are nowhere to be found? The answer is quite simple. I already listed several possibilities, but because Steve69 lacks the ability to remember beyond the last two seconds of his life I will restate what I said before for his sake: His soulless hirelings are nothing more than subservient blobs of easily controlled protoplasm. That's why they're so willing to help Steve69 push all of us to the brink of insanity.

Steve69 wants to tip the scales in his favor. You know what groups have historically wanted to do the same thing? Fascists and Nazis. He criticizes me for arguing about his strictures. If he wants to play critic, he should possess real and substantial knowledge about whatever it is he's criticizing. He shouldn't simply assume that naive headcases are more deserving of honor than our nation's war heroes. We must comment on Steve69's claims. By "we", I mean all the hundreds of thousands who fundamentally long for the same thing without, as individuals, finding the words to describe outwardly what they inwardly visualize.

If the only way to encourage our spirits to soar is for me to have to fight with one hand tied behind my back, then so be it. It would really be worth it because he might rob us of our lives, our health, our honor, and our belongings in the coming days. What are we to do then? Place blinders over our eyes and hope we don't see the horrible outcome? Steve69 is just trying to pick a fight. That's why he says that courtesy and manners don't count for anything. Let me end by saying that I know that what I have written in this letter will send many readers (especially any who are big fans of Mr. Steve69) into a tizzy or a tantrum. I am sorry, but I remind them that Steve69's single-minded devotion to voyeurism is absolutely worthless.

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Jan 5 2010 09:12pm

Quote (AnimeFTW @ Jan 5 2010 10:11pm)

was awesome =]

Ever get the idea that you've been played for a fool? That you are nothing but a mark for con artists like Animeftw? Well, that's why I need to tell you that Animeftw is offended by the truth. Read on, gentle reader, and hear what I have to say. Animeftw insists that superstition is no less credible than proven scientific principles. This fraud, this lie, is just one among the thousands he perpetrates.

Where are the solid statistics that prove that stuck-up, footling hucksters aren't ever inaniloquent? I've never seen any. Yet, it's his belief that my letters demonstrate a desire to interfere with my efforts to solve the problems that are important to most people. I can't understand how anyone could go from anything I ever wrote to such a catty idea. In fact, my letters generally make the diametrically opposite claim, that we must show Animeftw that we are not powerless pedestrians on the asphalt of life. We must show him that we can provide an atmosphere of mutual respect, free from credentialism, Trotskyism, and all other forms of prejudice and intolerance. Maybe then Animeftw will realize that ageism doesn't work. So why does Animeftw cling to it? A complete answer to that question would take more space than I can afford, so I'll have to give you a simplified answer. For starters, Animeftw sells the supposed merits of plagiarism on the basis of rhetoric, not evidence. The evidence, however belated, is now in, and the evidence says that we can't stop Animeftw overnight. It takes time, patience and experience to exert a positive influence on the type of world that people will live in a thousand years from now.

Animeftw's press releases are devoid of any intellectual substance. I wish I could put it more delicately, but that would miss the point. I don't know what makes Animeftw think that Man's eternal search for Truth is a challenge to be avoided at all costs. Maybe he's been sipping cuckoo juice. The fact of the matter is that Animeftw wants to produce an army of mindless insects who will obey his every command. To produce such an army, he plans to destroy people's minds using either drugs or an advanced form of lobotomy. Whichever approach he takes, Animeftw maintains that no one is smart enough to see through his transparent lies. While that happens to be pure fantasy from the world of make-believe, one important fact to consider is that everything I've said so far is by way of introduction to the key point I want to make in this letter. My key point is that I will stop at nothing to outline his troubling pattern of lying, incompetence, and carelessness. My resolve cannot fully be articulated, but it is unyielding. As evidence, consider that Animeftw may unwittingly abet a resurgence of sullen, psychotic Pyrrhonism. I say "unwittingly" because he is apparently unaware that he operates under the influence of a particular ideology—a set of beliefs based on the root metaphor of the transmission of forces. Until you understand this root metaphor you won't be able to grasp why there are two related questions in this matter. The first is to what extent Animeftw has tried to extend his fifteen minutes of fame to fifteen months. The other is whether or not Animeftw's mephitic, longiloquent chargés d'affaires like to shout, "Let's carve out space in the mainstream for cantankerous politics. That'll be wonderful. Hooray, hooray!" But that won't be wonderful. Rather, it'll promote, foster, and institute careerism.

You see, instead of taking the easy path in life, the downward path, we must choose the upward path regardless of the pain, suffering, and sacrifice that this choice entails. Only then can we finally do what needs to be done. Yes, Animeftw will try to stop us by breaking down our communities, but his campaigns of malice and malignity promote a redistribution of wealth. This is always an appealing proposition for Animeftw's minions because much of the redistributed wealth will undoubtedly end up in the hands of the redistributors as a condign reward for their loyalty to Animeftw. On the issue of cannibalism, he is wrong again. Sure, Animeftw's values are a quick-fix detour, a placebo aimed at surface symptoms, and an excuse to break down traditional values. But griping about Animeftw will not make him stop trying to mold the mind of virtually every citizen—young or old, rich or poor, simple or sophisticated. But even if it did, he would just find some other way to make misoneism socially acceptable.

It's not necessary to go into too long of a description about how Animeftw plans to shove the nation towards imperialism before you know it. Suffice it to say that you might say, "His traveling carnival of hedonism will support hostile governments known for human rights abuses, wrongful imprisonment, and slavery in the coming days." Fine, I agree. But the need his adulators have for his sick cop-outs is especially strong as a means of transferring blame—an outlet for the despair they face when normal channels of protest and change are closed. This is equivalent to saying that he is inherently bilious, sinister, and unsophisticated. Oh, and he also has an insensate mode of existence. This letter has gone on far too long in my opinion and probably yours as well. So let me end it by saying merely that Animeftw's Praetorian Guard is a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

I can do it too.

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Jan 5 2010 09:12pm

Quote (MAG1CinvAZN @ Jan 5 2010 07:08pm)

TL;DR

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#40

Jan 5 2010 09:13pm

Mmmm im eating Sour Cream and Onion Rings

Humpty Dumpty, how do you do it

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