Quote (BardOfXiix @ Oct 21 2010 02:04pm)
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Everyone loves Halloween—free candy, right? Dress up and run around, maybe scare some little kids? Rape them later?
What’s really scary is that not everyone running around is a fake predator. Some people are real predators, and that’s scary.
They’ll come after your loved ones, true, but more importantly they’ll come after what really matters—your gear and fg.
Are you like BernzO? Afraid that a C.C.P. member might jack your gear?
Scared of ending up like this poor user, who had everything stolen because of blind stupidity and has now been reduced to a miserable nerd, crying incessantly about things on a forum where clearly nobody cares?
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LOL'D AT THIS!