Everyone loves Halloween—free candy, right? Dress up and run around, maybe scare some little kids?
Rape them later?What’s really scary is that not everyone running around is a fake predator. Some people are real predators, and that’s scary.
They’ll come after your loved ones, true, but more importantly they’ll come after what really matters—your gear and fg.
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I rarely trade anymore because I’m scared of getting scammed and losing a large chunk of my fg.
Are you like BernzO? Afraid that a C.C.P. member might jack your gear?
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Scared of ending up like this poor user, who had everything stolen because of blind stupidity and has now been reduced to a miserable nerd, crying incessantly about things on a forum where clearly nobody cares?
Burzum Insurance is the solution you’ve been waiting for!
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For the longest time I felt unsure of trading. Every time I was about to pull the trigger on a sweet deal, I ended up having second thoughts about it—afraid of getting scammed. Now with my new Burzum Insurance, that fear is gone!
That’s right! With new Burzum Insurance, you’ve no need to fear scammers! We cover all sorts of theft including:
Scamming
Welching
Weezy23 Unperms
Rolazn
And many, many more!
Burzum Insurance is quick and easy, and you can even apply online!
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I got Burzum Insurance because I could apply for an easy online spot. I don’t want to be seen in public and reveal that I’m actually a guy, so the ability to do it confidentially was a big factor.
That’s right, Shawn, we try to make getting Burzum Insurance as quick and painless as possible!
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Hi, I’m Burzum, founder of Burzum Insurance, and I’d personally like to say that we’re on the lookout for scammers like HappyTRAIN in order to keep YOU protected. We’re proud to offer 100% claims coverage* on all applicable* transactions* in order to keep you SAFE.
With the new PvP season coming fast, scammers will be out in force to try and steal godly items from hapless everyday users. Now’s the perfect time to get Burzum Insurance—because you can never be too safe.
* Terms and conditions apply. Please read through the entire wikipedia database and call a representative in order to receive additional information about coverage and coverage options. Rates and conditions subject to change without notice. For more information, please visit: http://www.maniacworld.com/you-are-a-pirate.html