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Feb 4 2010 02:48am
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: hi
r u girl
do u wanna see when i jerk off my cock on msn
if u r girl with msn and cam, give me ur msn and i show cum (u do not need to be naked on ur cam)
You: Hey
Stranger: r u girl with msn and cam
You: Yes my vagina is really wet
Stranger: whats ur msn
You: And my penis is really hard
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Quote (WOEMDIK @ Feb 4 2010 01:48am)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: hi
r u girl
do u wanna see when i jerk off my cock on msn
if u r girl with msn and cam, give me ur msn and i show cum (u do not need to be naked on ur cam)
You: Hey
Stranger: r u girl with msn and cam
You: Yes my vagina is really wet
Stranger: whats ur msn
You: And my penis is really hard
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


tl;dr
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Feb 4 2010 02:49am
I think i got tony
You: Hey
Stranger: Hio wahts yer a/sl?
You: WHAT THE FUCK? LOL
You: Tony? LMAO
Stranger: who tony
Stranger: lets image only weve in your room...

LMAO<
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Feb 4 2010 02:49am
Quote (Slayer_slays_motley @ Feb 4 2010 08:48am)
tl;dr


tl;dr
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Feb 4 2010 02:50am
Quote (Mortuary @ Feb 4 2010 12:49am)
I think i got tony
You: Hey
Stranger: Hio wahts yer a/sl?
You: WHAT THE FUCK? LOL
You: Tony? LMAO
Stranger: who tony
Stranger: lets image only weve in your room...

LMAO<


ROFL
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Feb 4 2010 02:50am
Quote (Mortuary @ Feb 4 2010 01:49am)
I think i got tony
You: Hey
Stranger: Hio wahts yer a/sl?
You: WHAT THE FUCK? LOL
You: Tony? LMAO
Stranger: who tony
Stranger: lets image only weve in your room...

LMAO<


o.o lolllllll
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Feb 4 2010 02:51am
Quote (HoopisLife @ Feb 4 2010 01:49am)
tl;dr


tl;dr
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Feb 4 2010 02:51am
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiya
You: hi
You: how are you?
Stranger: hot
Stranger: horny
You: wow
You: u too?
You: that's good
You: because i need a muse
Stranger: muse?>
You: yah
You: it's like from greek mythology
Stranger: whats muse/
You: you have sex with it
You: then it gives u talent
You: and its a woman
You: u a muse?
Stranger: my name is Dyana
You: can you be my muse?
Stranger: Godness of the moon and virginity
Stranger: sure
You: awesome
You: just what i need
You: ok
You: first
You: let me put on my pants
Stranger: ok
You: ok
You: now
You: u go lie over there
Stranger: i do so
You:
........|
____| Bed
|.......|
You: now
You: hold still
Stranger: ya
You: i didnt say talk
Stranger: i hold as still as i could get
You: i said hold still
You: ok
You: now
You: i take off my belt
You: and i wrap it around your neck
You: and start tightening it
You: your face goes red
You: what do you say?
Stranger: i whimper
Stranger: stop it please...
You: WRONG
You: you dont say anything
You: because ive stuffed my fist in your face
You: and i keep tightening the belt
You: and then you pass out
You: so i pull out a knife
You: and cut some rope
You: that i use to tie you down
You: then i get some ice
You: and make myself a drink
You: a nice, cool drink
Stranger: ha
You: meanwhile
You: you're over there
You: on the bed
You: and i watch you suffocate
You: WHATS FUNNY?
You: o ur dead
You: ok
You: now that ur dead
You: i go to work on u
You: i take the knife i used to cut the rope
You: and cut off your left arm all the way up to the shoulder
You: then i form your lifeless hand
You: into a fist
You: and cover it in lube
You: and shove it in my vagina while working up my penis
You: the blood slowly oozes out of your body
You: and onto the floor
You: i then crawl up closer to your face
You: and shove both my parts into your mouth
You: your lips are cold
You: but i add more ice
You: i like it when the body is cold
You: i notice that you are no longer moving
You: at all
You: for the first time
You: i thought maybe i killed you
You: now i know for sure
Stranger: aha
You: wtf
Stranger: anything else? Jack the Ripper?
You: ur dead
You: WTF
You: HOW ARE YOU TALKING?!
You: not jack the ripper btw
You: michael jackson
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Feb 4 2010 02:52am
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: sup nigga
Stranger: wat?
You: I said sup nigga......
You: what's good
Stranger: nothing
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Feb 4 2010 02:53am
Quote (sylvannos @ Feb 4 2010 03:51am)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiya
You: hi
You: how are you?
Stranger: hot
Stranger: horny
You: wow
You: u too?
You: that's good
You: because i need a muse
Stranger: muse?>
You: yah
You: it's like from greek mythology
Stranger: whats muse/
You: you have sex with it
You: then it gives u talent
You: and its a woman
You: u a muse?
Stranger: my name is Dyana
You: can you be my muse?
Stranger: Godness of the moon and virginity
Stranger: sure
You: awesome
You: just what i need
You: ok
You: first
You: let me put on my pants
Stranger: ok
You: ok
You: now
You: u go lie over there
Stranger: i do so
You:
........|
____| Bed
|.......|
You: now
You: hold still
Stranger: ya
You: i didnt say talk
Stranger: i hold as still as i could get
You: i said hold still
You: ok
You: now
You: i take off my belt
You: and i wrap it around your neck
You: and start tightening it
You: your face goes red
You: what do you say?
Stranger: i whimper
Stranger: stop it please...
You: WRONG
You: you dont say anything
You: because ive stuffed my fist in your face
You: and i keep tightening the belt
You: and then you pass out
You: so i pull out a knife
You: and cut some rope
You: that i use to tie you down
You: then i get some ice
You: and make myself a drink
You: a nice, cool drink
Stranger: ha
You: meanwhile
You: you're over there
You: on the bed
You: and i watch you suffocate
You: WHATS FUNNY?
You: o ur dead
You: ok
You: now that ur dead
You: i go to work on u
You: i take the knife i used to cut the rope
You: and cut off your left arm all the way up to the shoulder
You: then i form your lifeless hand
You: into a fist
You: and cover it in lube
You: and shove it in my vagina while working up my penis
You: the blood slowly oozes out of your body
You: and onto the floor
You: i then crawl up closer to your face
You: and shove both my parts into your mouth
You: your lips are cold
You: but i add more ice
You: i like it when the body is cold
You: i notice that you are no longer moving
You: at all
You: for the first time
You: i thought maybe i killed you
You: now i know for sure
Stranger: aha
You: wtf
Stranger: anything else? Jack the Ripper?
You: ur dead
You: WTF
You: HOW ARE YOU TALKING?!
You: not jack the ripper btw
You: michael jackson
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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