Quote (badboybilly3 @ 20 May 2010 19:13)
I'm gonna be honest guys, I'm kind of posting here to let you know I'm sort of a big deal. I'm a big softie online (for the lulz)
but I'm big and tough offline. Also, I have a load of friends and get more ass than a toilet seat.
Oh, I have more game than Playstation. I had sex with your mother on three occasions, six times, in eight hours.
Also, she came. It was hard. Have I convinced any of you I'm a big deal yet?
If not, I'm 6'2, 185lbs of pure awesome and I have a 12 inch dick. Also, women like me.
(SEE - Aforementioned reference of your mom) I could be your dad, seriously. I'm old and smooth like that,
but I'm young enough to be suave and still in good with the young ladies. (But sometimes I prefer Semi-MILFS like
your mom. Also, your dad videotaped this.
All I know is Emperik2l is the queer queen, spending his hard earned money on dildos so he can stop using his
mothers herpes encrusted vibrator. He sucks so much cock that he no longer has to eat meat to get his daily protein.
He just keeps on swallowing and rubbing everyone's man juice all over his face until his eyes get stuck shut. I bet he is
a spitting image of Philip Seymore Hoffman in Boogie Nights, always looking for his next cockmeat sandwich meal.