Stranger: Oh.
Stranger: I feel for you.
Stranger: Statistically the sex dies out of long term lesbian relationships so...
Stranger: I can relate. In a warped way.
You: Yea i don't imagine women wanting to scissor @ 60

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You: U ARE NOTHING WITHOUT UR SCREEN IF I CULD EVER SEE YOU IN REAL LIFE I WULD FUCK UR ASS UP FOR REAL. LIKE I DONT PHUC AROUND boiiiii I GO HARD. I WILL FUCK UR ASS UP ZO HARD BITCH U MAY BE TUFF IN THIS GAME BUT I KNO EVERYWHERE ELSE IF I SEEN U I COULD WOOP ON UR ASS SON.
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You: asl?
Stranger: hello
Stranger: male
Stranger: uk
Stranger: 28
You: thx for info, very informative info thats very informatively informative indeed. thx for informative info again, wouldve never knew about this information if your informative info didnt inform me about this informality, thx again 4 inform.
Stranger: yes indeed
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Stranger: hi
You: Heyyy
You: 25 / f / Canada
You: I have a big ass...
You: How abt u?
Stranger: nice
Stranger: i'm bi
You: Wow
You: I love bi's
Stranger: are you leisbian ?
You: they make me go hard
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sad

It was prob vainz LO

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You: u wanna sword fight?
Stranger: Are you ready to lose?
You: .........
You: I always
You: win
Stranger is typing...

LOL

yeah he never cuddles afterwards

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: Sup?
You: Nm
You: Just getting fucked
You: While on the computer
You: im a 25 / f / Canada
You: I have a big ass
You: How abt u?
You: ..?
Stranger: 17/m/Canada
You: Want a 3 way sex?
Stranger: Sure.
You: U make me hard
You: U make my penis hard.
Stranger: I know.
Stranger: I have that effect on most guys.
Stranger: Especially Lady Gaga.
You: So
You: Wanna dick slap each other?
Stranger: Cock Fight?
You: Pretty much
Stranger: Haha, sounds like good times.
You: I have cummed in ur eye
You: U are blinded
You: I shove my dick in ur ass
You: U fall down
You: I win
You: I am the great.
Stranger: Shit...
Stranger: Why does that always happen?
You: Cuz u dont have balls
Stranger: Correct.
You: Oh sh----t

LOL

2824 users onlineYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: u wanna sword fight?
Stranger: Are you ready to lose?
You: .........
You: I always
You: win
Stranger: Not this time. Because you see, it is ME that always wins.
You: well
You: you clearly are delusional
You: im #1 sword fighter
You: <
Stranger: Delusional. That's a good way to phrase what you are.
You: Clearly, i said you were the delusional one
Stranger: Denial is not healthy.
You: True, so are you unhealthy?
You: Im healthy cause i'm a swordfighting champion
Stranger: Well, tell me what you think, since you would know all about it.
You: You want to settle this.......
Stranger: Bring it
You: ...........................................
You: Where u at.