Quote (Jmunson1291 @ Dec 29 2010 02:30am)
A woman sitting next to me at the bar tells me, "I wouldn't fuck you if you were the last person alive." Leaning towards her, i whisper into her ear, "Then who would be there to stop me?" Wiped the smug look right off her face.
I feel sad for you

Quote (Keyboard @ Dec 29 2010 02:30am)
Yep, and you are too!
