Quote (Mortuary @ Feb 4 2010 01:55am)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how r u?
You: GOOD U?
Stranger: fine!
Stranger: where u from?
You: canada
You: you?
Stranger: korea
You: oh nice
You: A/S ?

Stranger: a/s?
Stranger: im f ..?
You: ass sex
Stranger: f
Stranger: about u?
You: DO YOU LIKE ASS SEX?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Quote (sylvannos @ Feb 4 2010 12:51am)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiya
You: hi
You: how are you?
Stranger: hot
Stranger: horny
You: wow
You: u too?
You: that's good
You: because i need a muse
Stranger: muse?>
You: yah
You: it's like from greek mythology
Stranger: whats muse/
You: you have sex with it
You: then it gives u talent
You: and its a woman
You: u a muse?
Stranger: my name is Dyana
You: can you be my muse?
Stranger: Godness of the moon and virginity
Stranger: sure
You: awesome
You: just what i need
You: ok
You: first
You: let me put on my pants
Stranger: ok
You: ok
You: now
You: u go lie over there
Stranger: i do so
You:
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____| Bed
|.......|
You: now
You: hold still
Stranger: ya
You: i didnt say talk
Stranger: i hold as still as i could get
You: i said hold still
You: ok
You: now
You: i take off my belt
You: and i wrap it around your neck
You: and start tightening it
You: your face goes red
You: what do you say?
Stranger: i whimper
Stranger: stop it please...
You: WRONG
You: you dont say anything
You: because ive stuffed my fist in your face
You: and i keep tightening the belt
You: and then you pass out
You: so i pull out a knife
You: and cut some rope
You: that i use to tie you down
You: then i get some ice
You: and make myself a drink
You: a nice, cool drink
Stranger: ha
You: meanwhile
You: you're over there
You: on the bed
You: and i watch you suffocate
You: WHATS FUNNY?
You: o ur dead
You: ok
You: now that ur dead
You: i go to work on u
You: i take the knife i used to cut the rope
You: and cut off your left arm all the way up to the shoulder
You: then i form your lifeless hand
You: into a fist
You: and cover it in lube
You: and shove it in my vagina while working up my penis
You: the blood slowly oozes out of your body
You: and onto the floor
You: i then crawl up closer to your face
You: and shove both my parts into your mouth
You: your lips are cold
You: but i add more ice
You: i like it when the body is cold
You: i notice that you are no longer moving
You: at all
You: for the first time
You: i thought maybe i killed you
You: now i know for sure
Stranger: aha
You: wtf
Stranger: anything else? Jack the Ripper?
You: ur dead
You: WTF
You: HOW ARE YOU TALKING?!
You: not jack the ripper btw
You: michael jackson
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Quote (Mortuary @ Feb 4 2010 01:00am)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI STRANGER
Stranger: fag
Stranger: whats up
You: LOL
You: wow
You: seedless@jsp here
You: how'd you know

LOL