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Ely

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#11

Jan 5 2010 12:49am

Quote (killershrimp @ Jan 5 2010 06:48am)

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with all the comps n bots u got i bet your one lmfao....

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#12

Jan 5 2010 12:49am

you know her dad?

Ely

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#13

Jan 5 2010 12:50am

Quote (Ivanmk @ Jan 5 2010 06:49am)

you know her dad?

no lol.

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Jan 5 2010 12:52am

Quote (Ely @ Jan 5 2010 12:46am)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I slipped off the bed hitting my head on a table, I passed out and woke up in the car with her dad bringing me to the hospital, most awkward car ride ever. FML

vertical sex is dangerous indeed.

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#15

Jan 5 2010 12:53am

''Hey dad i was having sex with my boyfriend and he fell off the bed and hit his head on the table and passed out and needs to go to hospital..Umm can you bring him..?''

I bet thats how it went xD

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#16

Jan 5 2010 12:54am

lol

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#17

Jan 5 2010 12:55am

Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML

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#18

Jan 5 2010 12:55am

Quote (AkuuZ @ Jan 5 2010 01:48am)

youve been on d2 all day ely

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#19

Jan 5 2010 12:55am

Quote (DaRkGoDz @ Jan 5 2010 06:53am)

''Hey dad i was having sex with my boyfriend and he fell off the bed and hit his head on the table and passed out and needs to go to hospital..Umm can you bring him..?''

I bet thats how it went xD

lol.

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#20

Jan 5 2010 12:56am

Quote (Ely @ Jan 4 2010 10:46pm)

lol that must of been awkward dude

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DaRkGoDz,Jan 4 2010 10:53pm]''Hey dad i was having sex with my boyfriend and he fell off the bed and hit his head on the table and passed out and needs to go to hospital..Umm can you bring him..?

''

I bet thats how it went xD

LOL

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