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Dec 24 2009 12:07am
Quote (ggnorekthx @ Dec 8 2009 09:46pm)
So i walk in, and i got two things on my mind.

1. Dish Soap
2. craving those little mini pizzas i used to have when i was like 10

so i walk in, then i see rasberries and backberries, 2 for 5$... hmm sure why not, i love those little motherfuckers. then i think ok str8 to the soap or else knowing me ill forget it and then the gf will bitch about it later. so i get that, then this is where the problems really start. i walk down the frozen food aisle and im looking for mini pizzas but first i run into 2 bags of mcCain superfries for 2.99$.. i say... fuck... i cant pass that up so i grab 2. (really only shoulda gotten 1 but w/e story continues). i keep walking and then i stumble onto the large frozen pizzas.. and the kind i fucking love and have like once a month lol are down to 3.50$ EACH ..usually 9.99$... FUCK how can i pass this up... so i stock 4 in the cart.. i mean fuck its a good deal. keep going find my mini pizzas. get em.

so then i go to the cash with this:

1x dishsoap
1x blackberry
1x rasberries
2x Fries
4x Pizza
1x Mini pizza

and i run into an old friend named annik who i havnt seen ina long time.. meanwhile embarassed with the junk in my cart... i usually shop somewhat healthy... so she asks..
thats a shitload of pizza

so to not look like a retard i said right away

yeah hehe having a party at my place tonight and i know my friends always fking raid my fridge and they where on sale so hehe

im like damn, good one.

then she says

o tonight? sweet, am i invited....

so i think.. FUCK ME

then i say... yeah for sure! its still not 100% if we having it tho, might be next weekend but ill text u later on when i know.


so basically im having a party next weekend. sup.


made me lol
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Dec 24 2009 12:10am
lol
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Dec 24 2009 12:10am
^_^
I saw that awhile back. Did someone bump it?
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Dec 24 2009 12:11am
vaginas are typically found on the female of the species

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Dec 24 2009 12:12am
I don't think your g/f will appreciate that... LMAO
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Dec 24 2009 12:13am
lol
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Dec 24 2009 12:14am
rofl. For once, JSP produces gold.
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Dec 24 2009 12:14am
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Dec 24 2009 12:14am
Quote (Jorfnar @ Dec 24 2009 12:11am)
vaginas are typically found on the female of the species

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also commonly found on heavyweightchamp

This post was edited by Jorfnar on Dec 24 2009 12:16am
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Dec 24 2009 12:16am
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lol........
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