your a idiot

yo im sorry, when isaid put a pen, i meant a banana, if u cant find one of those, use a cucumber, or a remote control

sry about my typo

spread your legs like ur trying to put them behind ur head then push like crazy and maybe try to grab it at same time lmfao

FUKU U STUPID BITCHE THIS ISNT A FUKING JOKE U DUMB STUPID IDIOT I TRUSTED U N HURT MYSELF N NOW IT STUCK DEEPER WAT TRHE FUK DO I DO OMGGGGG I CANT STOP CRYING N MY FINGERS R COVER IN FUKING SHIT

this is jus wrong... go eat some taco bell and u will be shitting it out in no time

lol i would hate to be ur keyboard right now

go to nearest wallgreens or cvs for some reason they are always next to each other so go to which ever one you prefer and buy a bottle of over the counter laxative and drink it it will take about 30 min and you will be going and going and going..............

this

Put lubricant in ur ass and shit it out,,, HAVENT U SEEN JACK ASS>>>>>>>

DFGHDF GUYS I RELY NEED 2 GET THSI OUT SOON MY DAD THRETENING TO KICK MY DOOR DOWN N TURN MY COMPUTER OF HIMSELF IF I DO NOT GET OFF BY THE NEXT TIME HE COME UP HERE PLESE FUKIN HELP PLES PLES