Quote (mecha_490 @ Jan 1 2010 02:11pm)
A teacher asks a question and if a student answers correctly, they may stay at her house. One boy answers correctly, so blah blah.
That night, it was stormy as fuck, so the child asked if he could sleep in the teachers bed with her. She says no, but he says but my mummy has cancer and she lets me! So she says 'fine'.
He then asks 'can i touch your belly button?'
She says 'NO!'
The student says: 'but my mummy has cancer and she lets me'
So she lets him.
Then she suddenly says: 'wtf thats not my bellybutton!'
He says: 'its not my finger either.'
not sure if its old or anything, and theres a lot more to it. couldnt be fucked writing everything.
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