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how to get good at jsp
#1. Always call people a random even if it is your first post.
#2. In the event of a dispute, post up, 1v1 OR FUCKING DODGE BK.
#3. In the event you lose after #2 always blame hacks or lag, it was NEVER your fault for losing.
#4. Always say you never sells unperms as perm even if your are selling legit/perm wiz gloves, that hurts your credibility.
#5. Always post random .gifs in posts that are not yours.
#6. Randomly vouch people you don't even fucking know to build up your e-cred.
#7. If someone refuses to give the item/fg first to you, always call them a fucking multi/scammer and make a post about it to help the community.
#8. In the event that a trade goes sour for not following #7 threaten the person saying you know mods/paul and that they are going to get banned.
#9. Make random posts about pk games and join for slam, however, make sure that you put max 1 person so no one can join and you can always post that people dodged.
#10. Always make fun of disabled people.