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Quote (ThisNameIsNotTaken @ Dec 29 2009 10:24pm)
this is the winner ^^


FUCKING FASCISM RAND
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Quote (Mikob @ Dec 29 2009 10:23pm)
There was 1 blind, 1 guy that cant hear (dnu what its called) and 1 in a weelchair that walked into the forest. Then they came to a cave where i stood: Go in and wish something. First the blind went in, and came out and said: GUYS, I CAN SEE AGAIN!. Then the guy that couldnt hear joined, he came out and said: GUUYS, I CAN HEAR NOW! Then the guy into the weelchair whent in and came out and said: LOOK GUYS, NEW WHEELS!

Gief fg

Good english here....


This Wins!!!! :D
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Quote (pvprom @ Dec 29 2009 10:26pm)
FUCKING FASCISM RAND


oh calling me a rand r u? :rofl:
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Your mom is so fat, her bloodtype is nutella..
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Your mom is so fat, her bloodtype is nutella..


Or this :rofl:
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Quote (ThisNameIsNotTaken @ 29 Dec 2009 23:24)
this is the winner ^^


i agree ^^

This post was edited by Blackstoneman on Dec 29 2009 03:28pm
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or this ? :O
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COOKIE DONATION TO UR MOTHER! woho!!
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Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."

Priest: "What have you done my child?"

Girl: "I called a man a son of a bit**."

Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bit**?"

Girl: "Because he touched my hand."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bit**."

Girl: "Then he touched my breast."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."

Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."

Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)

Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"

Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."

Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"

Priest: "THAT SON OF A BIT**!!!"
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Quote (Blackypartys @ Dec 29 2009 10:28pm)
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."

Priest: "What have you done my child?"

Girl: "I called a man a son of a bit**."

Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bit**?"

Girl: "Because he touched my hand."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bit**."

Girl: "Then he touched my breast."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."

Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."

Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)

Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"

Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."

Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"

Priest: "THAT SON OF A BIT**!!!"


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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