You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey mum\
You: Sup son.
Stranger: IMA GIRL
Stranger: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: Negative, your name is Timmothy, and you just got done ejaculating. Did you remember to wash your hands, Timmothy?
Stranger: maybe
You: Good, it's always good to keep a healthy state of hands. Especially after ejaculation.
You: It keeps whatever you touch clean.
Stranger: i know
Stranger: =(
Stranger: why cant i have a pet puppy
You: Because you ejaculated in your last one's eye and made it blind.
Stranger: oh =9 evevery one else has one
You: Everyone else doesn't ejaculate in their puppy's eyes.
Stranger: YES THE DO!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: Once you've learned your lesson, Timmothy, we may get you a turtle.
Stranger: YAY
Stranger: how do i learn my leson
You: Don't misbehave or I'll ejaculate in your ass.
Stranger: ewwwwww
Stranger: that was my punishment last time
You: You learn your lesson by ejaculating in this cup every day until you fill it up and pouring it in your eyes.
Stranger: oh ok
You: I'll get you a FleshLight to make it easier I promise/
Stranger: yay
You: Just don't misbehave.
Stranger: *jizzles in a cup*
You: That's good, Timmothy.
Stranger: yay
Stranger: its full
You: Okay, now pour it in your eyes and let it dry up inside there and then I'll plant the maggot eggs.
Stranger: what
Stranger: WHAT
Stranger: I NEVER AGRREED TO THAT
You: I'm your father, Timmothy, you don't have to agree.
You: I call the shots.
Stranger: fuck u mat
Stranger: mate
You: I love you, Timmothy.
You: I'm sorry you're unhappy with me.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.