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#41
Dec 30 2009 02:16pm
Quote (the_god @ Dec 30 2009 04:15pm)
She would rather not be slapped in the face with a gummi worm.


so yu sugest i beat her in the face with a nightstick?
wtf do yu dream about :P
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#42
Dec 30 2009 02:16pm
Quote (420relay @ Dec 30 2009 02:15pm)
True story, My friend was drinking, his friend decided to go drive around pissed, wrecked into a mailbox, came back, rearended my friends car and tore a chunk out of his bumper.
Cops came by, tried to make my friend tell on his friend. Gave him a breath test, told him to come outside and file a report on his car. He walks out the door and gets busted for PI
because he wouldnt snitch ^_^. Cops ARE faggots


your friend is obviously stupid if he couldnt/didnt get away with that
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#43
Dec 30 2009 02:16pm
Quote (webbie2 @ Dec 30 2009 03:15pm)
Jsp Status: Random


Cause we all know you?
At least im somewhat known and not on the welchers list
Stay small
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#44
Dec 30 2009 02:16pm
lol
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#45
Dec 30 2009 02:17pm
i pissed all over the back of a police cruiser because he didnt wana pull over and let me out for a pee pee
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#46
Dec 30 2009 02:17pm
Quote (xcoder @ Dec 30 2009 08:16pm)
so yu sugest i beat her in the face with a nightstick?
wtf do yu dream about :P


So you do have a gummi worm penis?
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#47
Dec 30 2009 02:17pm
who are you
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Dec 30 2009 02:17pm
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#49
Dec 30 2009 02:17pm
Quote (SuBZx @ Dec 30 2009 03:15pm)
84 is fast kid. get off the road teenager


and how old might you be?
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#50
Dec 30 2009 02:17pm
Quote (the_god @ Dec 30 2009 02:16pm)
Yes I will listen to Mr. Mortal Combat.


GFG sig btw. i would walk 2342387972394723 miles barefoot naked with no food or water to give taylor swift my seed.
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