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Hi, Mike.

This post was edited by Roachweed on Dec 3 2009 02:39am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hi, how are you? 22-m-australia here If you're interested in chatting. . hi, how are you? 22-m-australia here If you're interested in chatting. .
You: NO IM NOT FUCK AUSTRALIA
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hoes you
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wdf!?!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI!
Stranger: ho ho ho
You: OMG i ts santa!!!.
Stranger:
You: Can i tell you what i want for christmas?
Stranger: yes
You: I want to be a dinosaur
Stranger: what kind?
You: a cool one
Stranger: ok
Stranger: how about
Stranger: that spitting one
You: holy shit
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Stranger: LOL

I'm currently in one.

You: Hello, chap.
Stranger: Hey, how's it going?
You: Do you have any pets?
Stranger: A dog.
You: I have a mole.
Stranger: I almost wrote a god.
You: His name is Digger Nick.
Stranger: What a cute name for a mole.
You: It rearranges to Nigger Dick, you see?
You: Because I love black phallus.
You: In and around my mouth.
You: Slapping my face.
You: Do you?
Stranger: Who wouldn't?
Stranger: As though the devil himself had been unleashed to fuck my face.
You: Truly, it is a beautiful thing.
You: Wondrous amounts of semen bursting forth from a majestic ebony vessel.
You: Swallowing is a pride among itself.
Stranger: Pretty hard to do so initially due to sheer volume of liquid.
Stranger: Like the flood that created the need for noah's ark.
You: Truth, it is a challenge.
You: But what fun is fellatio without a bit of a struggle?
Stranger: Exactly right.
You: Glad we can agree on this, my good sir.
Stranger: Superstition just came on, what a fine song choice.
You: Indeed, his eyes cannot function but his penis certainly does.
You: Anyhow, I must depart. Good night, my dear fellow, and may volumes of thick coon cum fill your belly.

lol what are these things? and where are they from? are these real people?

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