Quote (dr_j2 @ Nov 30 2009 02:10am)
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You: tits?
Stranger: eat me out?
You: sure
You: time/place/fat?
Stranger: asap, nyc,no
You: o rly?
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 19
You: becayse im 70 and ready to rock out with my cock out
You: do you like prune juice?
Stranger: ur 70?
Stranger: thats hot
Stranger: ive always wondered what it would be like with an old guy
You: Well you will have to do most of the work
You: Its actually a lot more fun than it seems
Stranger: seriously?
Stranger: how?
You: well, when you really want to work for it, you have a lot of fun in the progress, (from experience)
You: aswell as the fact you have to try a lot harder
Stranger: i like wrinkles
Stranger:
You: oo baby you're just my type of girl
Stranger: how big is your penis?
You: 10 inches
You: you like that?
Stranger: little big
Stranger: too much
Stranger: what a waste lol
You: waste?
You: excuse me but i give girls 20 orgasms!
You: they like it like der
Stranger: nothing to do with size
You: yes it does
You: noob you don't know shit
Stranger: nope
Stranger: after 7 it doesnt really matter
You: oh yes it does
Stranger: the top 2/3 of the vagina dont get pleasure
Stranger: its teh lower 1/3
Stranger: thans
Stranger: health class
Stranger: learn it
You: ohhhhh wait you think im saying inches LONG no i meant wide!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: 10 inches wide
Stranger: right haha
You: want a pic?
You: for real hun its a disorder
Stranger: yup
Stranger: cus that would be almost a foot wide
You: called "chudalitus"
Stranger: and not a chance
Stranger: lol
Stranger: right.
You: i swear
You: google it
Stranger: u cant put a 10 inch wide dick into a vagina
Stranger: not possible
You: yeah you can
You: you just have to work hard
You: are you stupid?
Stranger: no actually
Stranger: i go to nyu thanks
Stranger: ill be making more when i graduate than u ever did
Stranger:
Stranger: although i still would like ur wrinkles
You: are you kidding me? bitch i run nyc u wont get a job
You: and if u still want them...come and get em
Stranger: u probly live in the west
Stranger: u arent in nyc
Stranger: im a hot girl with smarts
Stranger: ill get a job
You: no you arent
You: ur ugly and fat which makes me want you
You: want you to... MAKE ME A SANDWICH HO!
Stranger: no im actually really fit
Stranger: and hot
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: and
Stranger: the people that change your diaper in your nursing home will all work for me
Stranger: dont make me have one of them accidently give u the wrong meds
You: original
You: make me a sandwich and ill think its "jokes" as u kids say
Stranger: sad sad an
Stranger: man
Stranger: if only u were really 70
You: i am
Stranger: and if only u had any intelligence
Stranger: what time is it
You: Its time for you to get a watch Ms.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: thats what i thought
Stranger: cus u dont live in ny
Stranger: ur not 70
Stranger: prolly my age
Stranger: just a little dumber
You: My Iq is 268 so don't mess woman
Stranger: haha
Stranger: funny
Stranger: an iq that doesnt exist
Stranger: wasting my time dumb shit
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