Quote (Impress @ Nov 7 2009 07:12pm)
You're Not A Real D2 Player Unless You Have...
-Been scammed.
-Accidentally dumped points in a stat or skill you don't need, forcing a remake.
-Deleted a CTA or Merc gear when remaking or stripping a Character.
-Accidentally dropped a piece of your gear in the middle of a public game.
-Popped a body.
-"Quit".
-Reminisced about past patches.
-Been part of a massive free-for-all while trying to kill D-Clone.
-Started matching all your Rings/SC's/GC's for style points.
-Called someone a variation of "noob" for something that you did yourself in the past.
-Stayed up for 24 hours to play a ladder reset.
-Accidentally sold your equipment to an NPC.
-Begged a high level for items.
-Screwed up a runeword order, or used the wrong type of item.
-Accidentally socketed something when you're just moving stuff around in your stash.
-Lost an entire Character because your game dropped while xfering.
-Cleared an entire public duel game by yourself.
-Passed out on your keyboard during a G-uber and woke up dead.
-Partied hard and came back to play d2 all fucked up.
-Owned more then one d2 Cd key.
-Went to your local Wal-mart and stole a d2 Cd key.
-Started using txt terms in real life conversations. Example- I was like, "W T F..."
-Started using the word pwned or noob in real life conversations.
-Have used some sort of mod/hack in your d2 career.
-Claimed your top 10 in a character class while dueling in a pub game.
-Cycled through all of your characters to kill ONE person in a pub duel game...and still failed.
-Accidently deleted a geared character while trying to delete an old mule.
-You have lost a name due to namebotters.
-Read this list and lol'd irl cause some of it if not all applied to you .
i apply to every single 1..
LOL
sad now
only one thing did not apply
-Went to your local Wal-mart and stole a d2 Cd key.