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Dec 3 2009 02:08am
Stranger: hii
You: hi
Stranger: any sexy hot gal here
You: no you fag
Stranger: hello
Stranger: baby
You: ...
You: u ok?
Stranger: where r u frm?
Stranger: me uk
Stranger: and uuuuuuuuuuuu
Stranger: ?
You: mexico
Stranger: wow
Stranger: r u male /female
You: female
Stranger: tell
Stranger: age?
You: 17
Stranger: do want 2 be my frd?
You: no not rly
Stranger: but y?
You: im horny
Stranger: how can u prove me ??????????
Stranger: now
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Dec 3 2009 02:09am
LOL Conversation continued


You: lets cyber
Stranger: ok
Stranger: do have web cam ?
Stranger: me have
You: FUCK YOU
Stranger: FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: till u be tired
You: no fuck youuuuuu
Stranger: no fuck yrs ass
Stranger: hole
Stranger: u suck my penis
Stranger: 1st
Stranger: n i suck yrs boobs
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Dec 3 2009 02:11am
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Stranger: 18 m us ..... m or f?
You: mom?
Stranger: honey?
You: yea!!!
Stranger: 8==========================D--- --- ------ -------- ---- ------- ---------- --- - - ------ (your face)
You: whats that?
Stranger: dumbshit
Stranger: me coming on your face
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Dec 3 2009 02:14am
I actually use the site to have enjoyable, casual conversation. Is this bad?
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Dec 3 2009 02:15am
Quote (DeadPotato @ Dec 3 2009 02:14am)
I actually use the site to have enjoyable, casual conversation. Is this bad?


Yes.
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Quote (-Rain- @ Dec 3 2009 08:15am)
Yes.


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Dec 3 2009 02:16am
Iso the dinosaur post.
NAO
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: 13/f/wi
Stranger: 15 mzle nz
You: u
Stranger: mae
Stranger: male
You: kewl
You: wut u doin
Stranger: nm lying in bed, you?
You: watching icarly dvd sitting on pc bored lol parents at bar
Stranger: lol cool!
You: yea!!! so yea
You: what you feel like doin
Stranger: Mhmm duno.. are you a virgin?
You: hehe does oral count
Stranger: noope
You: then i guess so!
Stranger: ever had an orgasm?
You: yea me and my friends have naughty parties
Stranger: aww(: do you even have hair on your pussy yet?
You: well i shave it..
Stranger: Ohh(:
Stranger: do you squirt?
You: no
Stranger: (:
You: Sooo...
You: Let's turn the radio on and get crazy in here!
You: OMG
Stranger: hehehe:)
You: its my favorie song :)
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Stranger: haha
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lol
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Dec 3 2009 02:18am
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: lvl 89 amazon butterfly
You: you?
Stranger: m/f
You: i mf
You: 800% mf
You: godly eh?
You: i find soj's, coa's you name it
You: you mf?
Stranger: suck my dick
You: you got none.
You: how am i supposed to?
Stranger: press ur boobs
You: man boobs?

ended

This post was edited by cheesebridge on Dec 3 2009 02:18am
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: age ?
You: 18 u
Stranger: 14
You: bitchen
Stranger: najis lo nista
Stranger: anjrittt
You: who what where?
You: what the fuck did you say to me?
Stranger: heh lo tau g sih lo tuh anjing bgt
Stranger: shit
You: you know english?
Stranger: yes of course
You: what the fuck does that say?
Stranger: hmm it's indonesian
Stranger: u don't need to now it i guess
You: oh but i do
You: and you need to tell me
Stranger: why do i need to ?
You: cause i said so
Stranger: if i won't ?
You: why the fuck wont you?
You: thats a bitch thing to do
Stranger: fuck off man
You: blow me slut
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