Cool D2 Jokes
1. You know your addicted to D2, if your sleeping and you snore "zzz noobs..zzz noobs..zzz noobs."
2. You know your addicted to D2, when you move to a farm, just to do cow runs.
3. You know your addicted to D2, when you leave your house saying, "Entering The Blood Moore."
4. You know your addicted to D2, when you need a ride home, and you ask someone if they can make a tp.
5. You know your addicted to D2, when you see someones clothes matching, and you ask them which set they're wearing.
6. You know your addicted to d2 when your late for class, and your teacher asks why, and you tell them your map-hack wasn't working.
7. You know your addicted to D2, when you think of your grandfather as being a Collosus Blade.
8. You know your addicted to D2, when its cold outside, and you ask people walking by if they have any Thawing Potions.
9. You know your addicted to D2, when you refer to your dresser as a stash.
10. You know your addicted to D2, when you put old worne clothes on your front porch, and you leave a sign saying "Free 4 Noobs."
11. You know your addicted to D2, when someone steals your lunch at school, and you follow them around all day telling people he/she is a scammer.
12. You know your addicted to D2, when you see a girl/boy you like, and you ask her/him if you can add her to your friends list.
13. You know your addicted to D2, when you tape a yellow balloon to your head and you call it an "Energy Sheild."
14. You know your addicted to D2, and someone gets murdered, you call it a "pk."
15. You know your addicted to D2, when your dad gives you a butter knife and you say, "LOL noob weapon."
16. You know your addicted to D2, when you see a child whining about something and you say, "Cry more please."
17. You know your addicted to D2, when you go to a jewelry store and ask if they sell Soj's, and you offer rocks as high runes.
18. You know your addicted to D2, when you get in a fight and you say "Hold on let me bo."
19. You know your addicted to D2, when you find yourself standing in a field of cows, swinging a hammer around on a string shouting, "Don't kill the Cow King."
20. You know your addicted to D2, when you get into a fight and lose then say, "Goddamn Lag."
21. You know your addicted to D2, when you buy something at a store then ask them, "is it legit?"
22. You know your addicted to D2, when it comes to the end of your high school graduation, and you want to throw a big party, you start asking your friends to "PP."
23. You know your addicted to D2, when an earthquake comes, you shout "WOOT D-CLONE WALKS THE EARTH."
24. You know your addicted to D2, when you try to cast Blaze by setting yourself on fire, then start running all over the place.
25. You know your addicted to D2, when you ask your class-mates at school if anybody would sell their lunch for fg.
26. You know your addicted to D2, if you start filling your notebook with 20 pieces of Toilet Paper/tp before you go hunting for animals A.K.A. mfing.