In order from less stressful to worst.

1. Mid-way poop, notice no tp left.

2. Fludded the fuckin toilet with shit and too much tp, further actions must be taken via the plunger.

3. During whipage, your finger pokes through the tp into your bum, you now know what its like to be gay.

Lmk yours k thanks.

cold seat ...

When your whipping from gooch up, and you smeer it up your back...
Happened to a friend of a friend

I hate that soup poop that just comes out and blows up everywhere.

Adding 4th :

4. Poop drops spashing your asshole with poopy water and pee.

This worries me lol ive never had this problem,
and this happened to ur friend?

either u tell each other wierd stories or it was actually u

either way im laffing rite now

hemroids

wtf

this, ugh.