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When your asshole itches afterward and you scratch but then get wicked shit stains on your once impressively white whitey tighties.
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imo gas pains are worse than anything..

aka stomach pain when you have diarrhea
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after u take the inital shit u sometimes get the lil pieces that wannna hang on for dear life so u gotta like wiggle in the toilet seat to make them fall and it takes forever and u never get up to fear that when u get up the poo will fall on ur cloths, etc
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Quote (Tycoon @ Nov 30 2009 07:01pm)
imo gas pains are worse than anything..

aka stomach pain when you have diarrhea

Or throwing up your gastric acid when you drink too much... God that fucking sucks...
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when giving birth to a black baby
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Quote (Mortuary @ 30 Nov 2009 18:02)
when giving birth to a black baby


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Quote (Tycoon @ Dec 1 2009 12:01pm)
imo gas pains are worse than anything..

aka stomach pain when you have diarrhea


Worse than that is when your balls ache when you're about to have explosive diarrhea.
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Nov 30 2009 08:03pm
Pointy poops they feel like your getting stabbed by tiny shards of glass.
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Quote (Yamaha12 @ Nov 30 2009 07:59pm)
When your whiping and ur hand hits the water


Dude,, i stand up to whipe.
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Pointy poops they feel like your getting stabbed by tiny shards of glass.


too much protein in your diet :ph34r:
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