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Dec 30 2009 02:32pm
Quote (Trapped @ 30 Dec 2009 15:31)
"Well i stuck it in...got 2 pumps in...Nutted...rolled over...started sucking my thumb...and went to sleep"


Lol.

Sounds like true life experiences.

Quote (Suffocate1 @ 30 Dec 2009 15:31)
LOL!!!

you forgot the part where she says "thanks a-hole im pregnant. "


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Lol.

Sounds like true life experiences.


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Dec 30 2009 02:34pm
Quote (ike9438 @ Dec 30 2009 12:32pm)
Lol.

Sounds like true life experiences.


Lol i was supposed to be MiniJesus Lol

For me...I lasted a good 10-15min. Cuz i kept thinking about other shit like the lakers winning another championship....what ima do after i nut

Things like that
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Dec 30 2009 02:35pm
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Lol i was supposed to be MiniJesus Lol

For me...I lasted a good 10-15min. Cuz i kept thinking about other shit like the lakers winning another championship....what ima do after i nut

Things like that


FOr me it was more like 15 min aswell except i was scared shitless of her dad coming in.
his room was 2 doors down and it was after school so he just got outa work..

All in all was good.

i busted and was like "gd ezpk"
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Dec 30 2009 02:38pm
Quote (ike9438 @ Dec 30 2009 12:35pm)
FOr me it was more like 15 min aswell except i was scared shitless of her dad coming in.
his room was 2 doors down and it was after school so he just got outa work..

All in all was good.

i busted and was like "gd ezpk"


What pissed me off was that i didnt know how sensitive my dick would be after i nutted till she started fuckin with it....That shit is beyond sensitive...I warn girls now not to fuck with my dick after i nut

Doesnt feel good at all
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Dec 30 2009 02:58pm
Quote (Trapped @ 30 Dec 2009 15:38)
What pissed me off was that i didnt know how sensitive my dick would be after i nutted till she started fuckin with it....That shit is beyond sensitive...I warn girls now not to fuck with my dick after i nut

Doesnt feel good at all


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