Of all the things i've lost, I miss my sanity the most.

"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times."
- Mark Twain

"With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things; that takes religion"
- Steven Weinberg

Being in love is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel it.

This post was edited by Handcuffs on Dec 30 2009 12:45am

"He who makes a beast out of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man"

There are only ten times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use:
10. What the fuck do you mean we're sinking? -- Capt. E.J Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
9. What the fuck was that? -- Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945
8. Where did all these fucking Indians come from? -- Custer, 1877
7. Any fucking idiot could understand that. -- Einstein, 1938
6. It does so fucking look like her! -- Picasso, 1926
5. How the fuck did you work that out? -- Pythagoras, 126 BC
4. You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling? -- Michelangelo, 1566
3. Scattered fucking showers, my ass! -- Noah, 4314 BC
2 Aw c'mon. Who the fuck is going to find out? -- Bill Clinton, 1999
1. Geez, I didn't think they'd get this fucking mad. -- Saddam Hussein, 2003

would you like beer pot or coffee because you making me act crazy

o man conclude wins. thats ownage

This post was edited by itson on Dec 30 2009 12:50am

Yes maam I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly

life's a waste of time. time's a waste of life so, let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.

"All the noble cultures of the past declined, because the purity and vigour of the originally created race faded out. They were compromised by the seed of lesser races that were attracted to the works of the superior men. The undeniable reason for their decline was then due to a kind of racial blood poisoning. Racial blood must be perserved in its purity at all costs." -Adolf hitler

This post was edited by RandomRanger88 on Dec 30 2009 01:11am