Quote (macfinn @ Dec 1 2009 01:52am)

1. when the shit doesnt float but sinks to the bottom of the septic so you can't even see what you were dealing with
2. when the water splashes my colon when the feces hits the water
3. when im so cold my dong is shriveled and when i sit down my dong wont fit in the toilet bowl so i piss everywhere

Quote (cronicman @ 30 Nov 2009 16:57)

i hate when u have tp left in ur ass after a poop and it dries and then starts to itch and ur in public and u cant reach and scratch so u have to like sit down and do the side to side wiggle its real annoying....

Quote (QQPIE @ Nov 30 2009 07:55pm)

Nice sig dog, that reflection is sick, who made your sig?

Quote (pissed247 @ 30 Nov 2009 16:59)

When you're taking a shit and your asshole clenches up and pinches off half the loaf so then you gotta spend like 20 minutes wiping that motherfucker.

Quote (pissed247 @ Nov 30 2009 07:59pm)

When you're taking a shit and your asshole clenches up and pinches off half the loaf so then you gotta spend like 20 minutes wiping that motherfucker.

Quote (CcTrust @ Nov 30 2009 08:00pm)

1. when you worked for 20 min and your result is 2 m & m's....
2. when the shit is so hard and dry that it feels like its got glass in it..
3. when you have to whipe 500 times