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#11
Dec 30 2009 02:25pm
He got high and mighty when he finally stuck his dick in something.
guess what, we've been doing it for a long time now.
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#12
Dec 30 2009 02:26pm
Quote (Trapped @ 30 Dec 2009 15:24)
Technically Masturbation is having sex with your hand...Youre stickin you penis through the hole you created with your hand and you nut the same way as you would having sex :/


Super technical
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#13
Dec 30 2009 02:26pm
Quote (Handcuffs @ Dec 30 2009 12:24pm)
To all the idiots who think it's spelled 'masterbation', it's masturbation.

gd.


shit.

Quote (Trapped @ Dec 30 2009 12:24pm)
Technically Masturbation is having sex with your hand...Youre stickin you penis through the hole you created with your hand and you nut the same way as you would having sex :/


really
thats not what i do
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#14
Dec 30 2009 02:27pm
Quote (MiniJesus @ 30 Dec 2009 15:26)
shit.



really
thats not what i do


it's still masturbation even if u sit on your hand until it goes numb then proceed with whackin it.
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#15
Dec 30 2009 02:27pm
Quote (ike9438 @ Dec 30 2009 12:27pm)
it's still masturbation even if u sit on your hand until it goes numb then proceed with whackin it.


LOL
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#16
Dec 30 2009 02:27pm
Quote (ike9438 @ Dec 30 2009 12:26pm)
Super technical


Sorry...The only difference is that theres no female asking if its in or not...no titties ... no vagina [In his case :)]
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#17
Dec 30 2009 02:27pm
SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M JACKSTURBATING RIGHT NOW!
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#18
Dec 30 2009 02:28pm
what if you use a pocket pussy?
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#19
Dec 30 2009 02:28pm
Tell us about how you pleased this girl with your VAST sexual experience, or how you lasted 5 seconds inside her and then ran off ashamed!
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#20
Dec 30 2009 02:28pm
Quote (Trapped @ Dec 30 2009 12:27pm)
Sorry...The only difference is that theres no female asking if its in or not...no titties ... no vagina [In his case :)]


fuuuuuuuuuuuu
if only i could remember your name :cry:

Quote (pr0g @ Dec 30 2009 12:27pm)
SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M JACKSTURBATING RIGHT NOW!




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