how do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?






you nail his other hand to the ground!

what is white and red with silver antenas and crawls into walls?



baby with forks planted in his eyes

gimme gold, i have more like these lol

my dick so long it hangs and swings. when I go to the nude beach people think I'm looking for lost rings

never trust something that bleeds for a week and doesnt die.

how many babies does it take to paint a room?








1 if u through it hard enought

Read this all:


Obama talks to God and Obama is like "Who are you?" , God replies "Im the almighty creator, who are you?" .

Obama says "Im the president of the United States"

God says"Since when?"

Obama replies "7 hours ago"

o.o

whats the differenc between a baby and a trampoline?




u take off ur shoes to jump on trampolin


whats worst than 10 dead babies in garbage can?



1 dead baby in 10 garbage can


whats worst than a pile of dead babies?



the live one in middle eating its way out

dude ur fuckin sick and got problems...kill urself

lol