lol

My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather.

orly

Two guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill. "Here’s that $20 I owe you," he says.

knock knock... whos there.... the pizza man

obama elected


biggest joke ever

vouch

Q::A mexican, a black and a jew jumps off the building....who wins?

A::Society.

This post was edited by louisxsioul on Jan 14 2009 09:01pm

how many jews can fit in one car? 1 in the front seat, one in the back seat. AND 48 IN THE ASH TRAY!


What do blondes and bricks have in common? they both get laid by mexicans


why can't black people celebrate thanksgiving? Because KFC is closed!

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